Matt Brown

[Andrew Bogut @andrewbogut]

Melburnians, make sure you tune into the Commonwealth Games live from Glasgow, Scotland!

You paid for it!

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Keir Starmer gives Sadiq Khan a peerage.

What a piss take.

[Pauline Hanson 🇦🇺 @PaulineHansonOz]

Nothing like a beer with your mate at the pub on a hot day 🇦🇺 #TheFarmersDog @_HollyValance

[Ari Lamm @AriLamm]

Switzerland, I’m not gonna lie brother we coulda used this energy in World War 2

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

Crossing 19th Street, NYPD car is about to turn, I stop at crosswalk BECAUSE I RESPECT THE BLUE, over the loudspeaker: 'BING BONG HANKIE.' Gotta love AWLs. ps: Sorry 'bout my hair. I just woke up. No makeup.

[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

I’m leaving this wedding

[Dr. Sydney Watson @SydneyLWatson]

Clarence Thomas fighting for his life every day being surrounded by the most retarded people alive.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

My son asked me this morning how much I weigh.

Just a great reminder to keep your head on a swivel. We’re never safe

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

🇳🇴❤️ @erling

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

🇳🇴❤️

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

@mata_surdegen Can’t waste it

[Sophie Cunningham @sophaller]

🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

FINAL: White Sox 22, Royals 1

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Why?

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

POV: You’re a British citizen who just installed an air conditioner:

[GWS GIANTS @GWSGIANTS]

Garry Lyon's just called us 'the Suns' come on bro

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow