Matt Lancaster

Find me in my Mitsubishi, eatin sushi bumpin Fugees.. He/Him/His

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@maudeapatow @anguscloud Run with this shit.

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

This one's for free, @HBO . A #Euphoria spinoff where Fez and Lexi open a private investigation agency and solve crimes. She's the slightly uptight booksmart one, and he's the street-smart muscle. You're welcome. #EuphoriaHBOMax

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@Earth_is_FLAT_ @earthisaglobe @keigh_see @JoeEason1 @doctorbuttons @watermole6 @LiquidLight89 @badibulgator @telohno @JMichaelsonUT @DMR2cor520 @C8red8r @PrismPrime @Michael98410246 @Tobga_ @ChickenQuantum @garethkett @JohnnyD_cm @MichaelSteidel @ZoomDi @AstroYogi101 @LaikaAndYuri @MarroniDean @ReillyOToole1 @jameswzegan85 @Trilluminarian @spotarse @CallMeEOnly @PTroubleshooter @AiNaTow @TheEarthIsFlat2 @_Casaxova @SurferCosmic @Kev_in_Canada @FlatEarthD @Capt_Scorch @MaidelK @AustralisPiper @_hiddenagenda @JesusTruth1 @noah_nonsense @Captainswoop1 @TakeThatDarwin @KayeTatton @CubeSteve @IEAffiliate @boston_hoax @FactsAreTrumps @R_OG_2021 @Judah_Slave Because honestly? We have a LOT more scientists and engineers on our side. Like, a lot. It's kind of embarrassing how many more.

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@Earth_is_FLAT_ @earthisaglobe @keigh_see @JoeEason1 @doctorbuttons @watermole6 @LiquidLight89 @badibulgator @telohno @JMichaelsonUT @DMR2cor520 @C8red8r @PrismPrime @Michael98410246 @Tobga_ @ChickenQuantum @garethkett @JohnnyD_cm @MichaelSteidel @ZoomDi @AstroYogi101 @LaikaAndYuri @MarroniDean @ReillyOToole1 @jameswzegan85 @Trilluminarian @spotarse @CallMeEOnly @PTroubleshooter @AiNaTow @TheEarthIsFlat2 @_Casaxova @SurferCosmic @Kev_in_Canada @FlatEarthD @Capt_Scorch @MaidelK @AustralisPiper @_hiddenagenda @JesusTruth1 @noah_nonsense @Captainswoop1 @TakeThatDarwin @KayeTatton @CubeSteve @IEAffiliate @boston_hoax @FactsAreTrumps @R_OG_2021 @Judah_Slave FE is a door to bigger bollocks, you mean. Wait, aren't scientists and engineers liars? Do they only tell the truth when they agree with you?

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@Earth_is_FLAT_ @keigh_see @JoeEason1 @doctorbuttons @watermole6 @LiquidLight89 @badibulgator @telohno @JMichaelsonUT @DMR2cor520 @C8red8r @PrismPrime @Michael98410246 @Tobga_ @ChickenQuantum @garethkett @JohnnyD_cm @MichaelSteidel @ZoomDi @AstroYogi101 @LaikaAndYuri @MarroniDean @ReillyOToole1 @earthisaglobe @jameswzegan85 @Trilluminarian @spotarse @CallMeEOnly @PTroubleshooter @AiNaTow @TheEarthIsFlat2 @_Casaxova @SurferCosmic @Kev_in_Canada @FlatEarthD @Capt_Scorch @MaidelK @AustralisPiper @_hiddenagenda @JesusTruth1 @noah_nonsense @Captainswoop1 @TakeThatDarwin @KayeTatton @CubeSteve @IEAffiliate @boston_hoax @FactsAreTrumps @R_OG_2021 @Judah_Slave Like, which dictionary or reference book?

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@Earth_is_FLAT_ @keigh_see @JoeEason1 @doctorbuttons @watermole6 @LiquidLight89 @badibulgator @telohno @JMichaelsonUT @DMR2cor520 @C8red8r @PrismPrime @Michael98410246 @Tobga_ @ChickenQuantum @garethkett @JohnnyD_cm @MichaelSteidel @ZoomDi @AstroYogi101 @LaikaAndYuri @MarroniDean @ReillyOToole1 @earthisaglobe @jameswzegan85 @Trilluminarian @spotarse @CallMeEOnly @PTroubleshooter @AiNaTow @TheEarthIsFlat2 @_Casaxova @SurferCosmic @Kev_in_Canada @FlatEarthD @Capt_Scorch @MaidelK @AustralisPiper @_hiddenagenda @JesusTruth1 @noah_nonsense @Captainswoop1 @TakeThatDarwin @KayeTatton @CubeSteve @IEAffiliate @boston_hoax @FactsAreTrumps @R_OG_2021 @Judah_Slave Where did you get this definition?

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@Earth_is_FLAT_ @keigh_see @JoeEason1 @doctorbuttons @watermole6 @LiquidLight89 @badibulgator @telohno @JMichaelsonUT @DMR2cor520 @C8red8r @PrismPrime @Michael98410246 @Tobga_ @ChickenQuantum @garethkett @JohnnyD_cm @MichaelSteidel @ZoomDi @AstroYogi101 @LaikaAndYuri @MarroniDean @ReillyOToole1 @earthisaglobe @jameswzegan85 @Trilluminarian @spotarse @CallMeEOnly @PTroubleshooter @AiNaTow @TheEarthIsFlat2 @_Casaxova @SurferCosmic @Kev_in_Canada @FlatEarthD @Capt_Scorch @MaidelK @AustralisPiper @_hiddenagenda @JesusTruth1 @noah_nonsense @Captainswoop1 @TakeThatDarwin @KayeTatton @CubeSteve @IEAffiliate @boston_hoax @FactsAreTrumps @R_OG_2021 @Judah_Slave Ostriches don't actually do that.

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@Channelexodus @keigh_see @depalan @Call_Me_Emo1 @MrJohns52403217 @luccaskunk @orneryostrich1 @derekgilbert I don't really care what Job thought/knew about the shape of the world, if he even existed.

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@Channelexodus @keigh_see @depalan @Call_Me_Emo1 @MrJohns52403217 @luccaskunk @orneryostrich1 @derekgilbert Hey, as a start, why is there morning? If you could explain why/how the sun sets/rises, you'd be a flat earth hero. No one has ever managed that one. Good luck brother!

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@Channelexodus @keigh_see @depalan @Call_Me_Emo1 @MrJohns52403217 @luccaskunk @orneryostrich1 @derekgilbert Alright, I'm going to bed. I'm letting you know so that you can put your best flat earth arguments here, and I'll take a look when I get up. I promise you on my mother (that's no joke) I will take them seriously when I see them in the morning.

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@rachelmillman lol sucker

[Garrett McClintock @GJMcClintock]

I saw somebody say that Joel Osteen looks like Martin Short pretending to be Tim Allen and I can’t unsee it now, it’s the most accurate statement ever uttered.

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@Channelexodus @keigh_see @depalan @Call_Me_Emo1 @MrJohns52403217 @luccaskunk @orneryostrich1 @derekgilbert Numbers mean nothing. What do you have as evidence for your claims? Show me your best.

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@keigh_see @luccaskunk @Channelexodus @depalan @Call_Me_Emo1 @MrJohns52403217 @orneryostrich1 @derekgilbert Oooh I like that idea. 🍿

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@keigh_see @Channelexodus @depalan @Call_Me_Emo1 @MrJohns52403217 @luccaskunk @orneryostrich1 @derekgilbert Definitely. I've been out of this game a long time. I'm as calm as it gets.

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@keigh_see @Channelexodus @depalan @Call_Me_Emo1 @MrJohns52403217 @luccaskunk @orneryostrich1 @derekgilbert Persecution complex...

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@luccaskunk @Channelexodus @keigh_see @depalan @Call_Me_Emo1 @MrJohns52403217 @orneryostrich1 @derekgilbert Exactly. ❤️🦕

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@luccaskunk @Channelexodus @keigh_see @depalan @Call_Me_Emo1 @MrJohns52403217 @orneryostrich1 @derekgilbert I read this story, but I still contest: What if the mayans/incans/aztec/early europeans actually carved these? We know these creatures exist because of their skeletons. Why couldn't other, earlier cultures do the same?

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@Channelexodus @keigh_see @depalan @Call_Me_Emo1 @MrJohns52403217 @luccaskunk @orneryostrich1 @derekgilbert I could say the same thing.

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@Channelexodus @keigh_see @depalan @Call_Me_Emo1 @MrJohns52403217 @luccaskunk @orneryostrich1 @derekgilbert I haven't said a single toxic thing.

[Matt Lancaster @Mattlan12]

@Channelexodus @keigh_see @depalan @Call_Me_Emo1 @MrJohns52403217 @luccaskunk @orneryostrich1 @derekgilbert Toxic? I'm simply asking questions, allowing you to submit evidence.