I’m just sayin all these girls anymore talking about “dad bods and beards are so hot”
If I start an only fans y’all better put your money where your mouth is, daddy needs a new mower and fresh pair of new balances.
Day 1827 of being a dad:
Kid and I went sledding today when she face planted, I laughed but didn’t realize it hurt so I said sorry.
She said don’t worry dad it’s not your fart.
I said fart?
She said I meant fault.
I said well I know it’s not my fart but it still stinks.
Lot of people talking about the Bills and Josh Allen narrative of it’s his year. No Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs to stop them.
But you know who else was plagued with the Chiefs stopping them?
The 49ers.