Matt Drives A Minivan

Father, grower of my own facial hair. #AmericaIsGreaterThanTrump Love each other, FFS!! #HateIsTheOnlyMinorityNow #BLM

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@SassyChick1979 Meanwhile, at the WH, it’s the beginning of SHART WEEK!

In light of all the secrets and dirt coming out this week (and one president’s revealed bowel failures) a full slate of fits and meltdowns will take place for our pleasure!

Share and tune in!

#ShartWeek
#ShartWeekBigly

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@WhoDeyBucks We’ll see what happens when MHJ has a capable quarterback to get him the ball. I anticipate great success.

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@FurkanGozukara Trump neck energy

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@YourAnonCentral

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@NoLieWithBTC @WhatMollySaid This man speaks of my fantasies…

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@smc429 Rapeublican

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@Acyn @antifaoperative Absolute garbage.

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@PaulJacobsMedia @seemva1 @AnnieAndrewsMD I have no doubt that every word out of her mouth is written for her and fully rehearsed.

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@LakotaMan1 😂😂😂

“Could”….

😂😂😂

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@itsJoanLu @dawniedarlin Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Low energy. Very sad.

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@patriottakes Typical Rapeublican energy.

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@Mollyploofkins @ssamplern Weak energy. No ratings. Very sad.

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@patriottakes @steelers Stop encouraging this. Literally thousands of local artists deserve the chance to sing the anthem more than this tag-on.
Pathetic.

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@TimHannan @spdiers I love this for him so very, VERY much…

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@slayer_agolf Jon Ossoff is l-i-t-e-r-a-l-l-y the last person on earth I would want to debate against. The last.

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@LucasSa56947288 @snarkywgoodhair Four Non-Truthers

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@MeidasTouch @patriottakes @lukeradel Low energy. No ratings. Very poor.

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@spencerpratt You’re definitely smoking something, dude. #Irrelevant

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@WhiteHouse If we are going with “Dumocrats” now, then I feel we should normalize using “Rapeublicans”. No dropping letters - it speaks for itself.

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@Suzierizzo1 They didn’t change on the inside, so I’m going to call this a loss overall.

[Matt Drives A Minivan @MattmanTheOnly]

@AdamSchefter @minakimes God Bless Mike Ditka!