#CHRISMAS2026

chris 17 he/they/she genderfluid matt murdock yume on occasion sambucky shooter

[#CHRISMAS2026 @Mattmurdockpits]

my #fruitwt introduction 🍉

[#CHRISMAS2026 @Mattmurdockpits]

Made this account public in hopes of making new friends but still nobody wants me

[Fem peter griffin with a mean mug @Unicornyo6a]

i was about to put my cheap airpods away and the airpod told me to “Be Aware???4;?;?;????????????/:???????????????3?3

[Chiara Preziosi @Ruby_Rust]

A little gift for my loyal subjects 🫶

[Gakupo of 🔪twt @Bat_strugle]

When u have one billion gmail accounts so every time u try to log into anything u play a guessing game

[Sahraa @mynamejiwo]

@GGungor1903 kadin en yakin arkadasini ardinda da cocugu gibi gordugu evcil hayvanini kaybetti meme kanseriyle ugrasti amk gidin elraene laf edin anca kadinlara sesiniz cikar

[#CHRISMAS2026 @Mattmurdockpits]

Asked oomf to play something they said sure and then didnt even say anything

[isabel @isabawl]

I should’ve gone to bed earlier literally every night of my life so far

[misi @gyllenpunks]

he looks so cute here i wanna breed him

[spooky coolseal of spookycoolsealtwt @coolingmyseal]

Existing in turkey

[Ivy Ψ @poisonivezz]

and another satisfied customer of the nefer curatorium salon.

[Astra Yao 耀嘉音 @AstraYao_Nomics]

You always say you don't need anything, so let's just say this cute little Bangboo trinket is a "necessity" I'm stubbornly forcing on you.

Thank you for protecting every shining moment of mine.

I hope that my voice will always be there to accompany you.

Happy birthday, Eve.

[jess 🎯 @bullseyearmpits]

she was in my game yesterday skipping all her greens as our main gun carry to buy curse at 20 mins

[#CHRISMAS2026 @Mattmurdockpits]

@chompinnn Why do you not follow me

[lottie 🕷️🪶 @monteag0]

when all of ur other oomfs are popular and Ur just there😭😭😭

[mincymincymincymincymincymincymincymincymincymincy @stupidmincy]

typa characters you start to see on cookie run when you havent played the game in 4 months

[lumi @dainlou]

is this a safe space yes Okay those "not bcuz shes strong but bcuz shes a mother" jokes r sooo overdone yall need to stfu

[(°口°๑) spooky jimmy @falloutforcutie]

My vent art

[#CHRISMAS2026 @Mattmurdockpits]

@zuserow Like nicole kidman is such a kii but i need to stand with katseye

[#CHRISMAS2026 @Mattmurdockpits]

Turning on spotify secret mode to give adela a few listens but i dont want to give her streams

[CertifiedBanyueBussyBiter @Echo_t_0805]

@TheHugeDude Can that banyue smash me between his 9 cost thighs