Matt McCartney

Canadian Rustic Multi-genre Songwriter

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@AvidProTools why did you randomly just stop working ?? “Server maintenance” but no heads up?

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Pretty big accomplishment, I wore jeans today

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Does anybody else’s Spotify play music randomly throughout the day/during the night? Or do I just have a ghost who loves to bang out??

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How is America gonna handle Black Friday??? Like.. I’ve seen the videos from past years and there’s no stopping the madness

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Please help spread the word! @tiktok_us #facetimeprank

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Dallas Green has the voice of an angel #BudStageAtHome

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You ever meet someone who smelt so bad in person that you can literally smell them through your phone when you look at their pictures?

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In a parallel universe I am currently blacked out on a beach somewhere

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I feel like I’m on a real life episode of Too Hot To Handle... like you can go on dates but no touching or kissing...and the prize you ask? Your health #COVID19

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If Kayne made wrinkled clothes a trend instead of ripped clothes my wardrobe would be worth millions

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If you don’t play air drums every time you hear “In the Air Tonight” I don’t like you

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Are Coronavirus April Fools’ jokes you far? Probably.. right..?

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https://t.co/GtsLjHrVOh

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2 ppl today walked through everyone who was lined up 6ft apart outside the grocery store today.. it’s people like this why COVID-19 is still rapidly spreading. You’re not more important than someone’s life; relax and wait like the rest of the world.

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Ravers must be pumped about Coronavirus.. they can finally wear their masks in public and fit in

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@Marwilson They didn’t say not too?

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“Wake up early and go to the gym, it starts your day off right”..here’s how my morning went: got 5 hours of sleep, walked my dog, sat in traffic to the gym, threw up after the gym, sat in traffic to work lightheaded and nauseous. “Start your day off right”

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Soo if a Jack meets a Diane at a bar do they automatically go home with each other?

[B&S @_B___S]

This veterinarian has a comfort dog assistant that helps sick dog patients know that everything will be alright

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Two guys in the line at chicken joy just spoiled Endgame for me and the rest of the restaurant... some people