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Queer. Fan of #AEW and THC (both legal here). Beyond fatherhood, my crowning achievement is my phone number ends in MATT. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ T1D, ENM. NPR. Rum.

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this is the home of the best 0-0-0 tweets you’ll find

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Hans Kristian Graebener is stonetoss.

Maybe Elon is stonetoss?

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Sometimes I’m gonna just bet a small amount on a random college baseball game because what if I’m the only one?

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My beagle just peed (outside) for so long that I thought there was a glitch in the matrix.

Ok see you in a few months.

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just a quick check-in with anyone still following this shed skin of an account:

I’m good. Like, legitimately pretty good.

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Oh cool that album came out when they were 2 or 3 😬

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Just over here eating Biscoff cookie butter like I don’t know how much it costs

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I think it’s worth rolling the dice. Equitable and equal aren’t the same. You can tell her that too, I know you’re reading this.

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Todays first after work drink is a preroll.

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@TorontoBlonde Because we are!

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@AbigailLWMitch @McNamaraWDET He’s better off dead, and so are the rest of us.

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If you miss any part of me, let it be the 45 pounds I lost since you left

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Therapeutic anyway

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@chiptole won’t tell me why my order was canceled

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Therapeutic anyway

[Jordan Ellenberg @JSEllenberg]

Gov. Evers, by vetoing the digits "20" and the hyphen from a reference to the 2024-25 academic year, has created an annual school funding increase authorization that persists for more than four hundred years.

https://t.co/5OU5M2u8eN

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The only time I had a shirt on today was last night. Love summer.

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Now that most people aren’t here anymore, seems like the right time to start posting here more.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Joe Ryan summoning his attack eagle. 🦅

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Glad my over 19.5 total runs ticket cashed for the Tigers Rockies today

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One bad thing about the divorce is I have no one to celebrate Brandon Roux’s departure with me 🤷‍♂️