If your regular pickup lines are as bad as this, bruh, I think you should give up on findom. Maybe go and read "How to Win Friends and Influence People" and then come back to me with some better opening lines. #FindomFails You need to do better. Heck, even I'd coach you if you pay me.
Who’s gonna be a good boy/girl and send me $60 USD to my revolut or my throne for my uber eats today? My revolut tag is me_aussie. Comment with a “sent sir” and I’ll give you a little surprise
Another spectacular #FindomFail. 🤣
I didn't get any response from this so called "alpha" when I challenged him about his first message.
I also went into his space just to gauge the vibe. His space was dead because he was on mute the whole time and not even acknowledging anyone coming in.
That's lazy. You have to do better.
Has anyone else experienced this?
Goodmorning my pathetic gooners🧎🏻♂️Your clits are already leaking and betraying you just from reading this.
Crawl into my DMs right now and confess how completely broken you are for me… I’m waiting. 😈