Matthew Parsons

Comedian 😂 Husband 💍 Cat Dad 😺🙀 Contact me for bookings....from combat to comedy and everything in between

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Approximately 22 Veterans a day commit suicide.

Would at least 22 of my Twitter friends please copy and tweet? (Not RT).

💥💥💥Veterans Crisis Line
800-273-8255

[Matthew Parsons @Mattpars1016]

Thanks everyone who came out to @Dees_Cafe open mic last night! I truly appreciate all the support from all the comics and my wife! Let’s keep it up every Tuesday! #comedian #comedy #pittsburgh #southside #openmic #openmiccomedy #deescafe

[Comedy Royale @Comedy_Royale]

Have you been waiting to see Vanessa St. Clair in Comedy Royale? Good news! She'll be competing TOMORROW! DOn't miss it at 8pm @ArcadeComedy Theater!

[BIG BOB @FSBigBob]

Ladies Westmoreland County Has A Treat For You Tonight....
Get Those Dollars Ready...

Part-Time Gardner / Part-Time Donnie Iris Impersonator... Welcome To The Stage.... Donnie Daiiiiiiisssssyyy

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

This Photo Of A Solar Coronal Mass Ejection Is Beyond Comprehension https://t.co/XFrq0z5dOK via @Digg

[Matthew Parsons @Mattpars1016]

Don’t forget for all you #pittsburghcomedians out there tonight is #openmicnight at Dee’s Cafe in the south side. Hope to see you there! #comedy #openmic #pittsburghcomedy #love #comedygold #pittsburgh

[Matthew Parsons @Mattpars1016]

PITTSBURGH COMICS!!! There is no Dee’s this week but I’ll be seeing you next Tuesday! #pittsburgh #pittsburghcomedy #comics #comedy #pittsburghcomics #comedians #callingallpittsburghcomics #comehavesomelaughs

[Matthew Parsons @Mattpars1016]

Pic from when I did my first showcase at @ArcadeComedy Beta Stage. Looking forward to many more! #pittsburgh #comedy #pittsburghcomedy #comedian #arcadecomedy #betastage