Tulip’s aren’t the only thing Matt’s long on. 😉 Likes: Short Interesting walks on the beach, Synthetic Stockings, Hodling Matt’s enormous Tendies, Non-Gregs
1. No I’m NOT fake
Yes I’m DEFINITELY real
Yes I know I’m really, really, ridiculously good looking
Yes I’m taken
Yes by Matt_Kohrs
Oh Brother… he’s hot!
He’s more man, duck, and ape than you’ll ever be!
Dear haters: I’m not a gold digger… I’m a dumb digger! #dumbmoney
Dear $AMC & $BBBY shareholders, honest question here. Which would have a greater impact on increasing the respective stock price?
@ryancohen doubling his own shares of #BBBY or @CEOAdam & ALL of the #AMC insiders doubling his shares of $AMC?
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@avocadotmi @matt_kohrs 🤔 I’m confused… I feel like I’m taking the LSATs again. Is this some sort of trick question? What time is the train leaving the station? You left that part out. There is only one totally real definitely not fake gf.