Alvis Mattson

out here livin in it

[brandon 🇦🇲🌽 @misterbrandon32]

A dude just stuck his hand in one of the pools at Yellowstone. Turn up

[Alvis Mattson @MattsonAlvis]

Did you know that if you close your eyes for long enough you can talk to your shadow-self

[Alvis Mattson @MattsonAlvis]

Viking Dinner - Vicodin

[@[email protected] @noisemakerbot]

jovian-clouds (seed: 63477) vs. normalize (seed: 64259)

#generative

[jules! @jooooliagoolia]

i love bread

[Alvis Mattson @MattsonAlvis]

Neil Armstrong was the first man to enter the Shatnersphere.

[Alvis Mattson @MattsonAlvis]

Farm fresh fish. Call them shits ranchovies

[¿9!99o¿ @roastfreak]

hows twitter yall

[Alvis Mattson @MattsonAlvis]

Let's hop in our mechs and fuck

[Alvis Mattson @MattsonAlvis]

Sam Smith songs just sound like Adele songs. If Adele sang all his songs they'd be the same but better

[Alvis Mattson @MattsonAlvis]

Try our new this, limited time that. Gimme your oldest, most permanent shit on your menu. I'm not your Guinea pig

[Alvis Mattson @MattsonAlvis]

Chocolate pop rocks. Call em shocklates

[Alvis Mattson @MattsonAlvis]

Sri Racha toothpaste

[Alvis Mattson @MattsonAlvis]

Millenials ruined socks

[Alvis Mattson @MattsonAlvis]

There was a bird in my living room this morning and my dog was just laying on the couch looking at me like "can you believe this shit"

[Alvis Mattson @MattsonAlvis]

Not to be an alarmist but if someone so much as sneezes on me I'll be upset