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@Kintinue The new god of war 10000000%. It’s going to be amazing playing as the only person in the universe who can call Kratos a “good boy” and live to tell the tale! Not to mention Faye is an absolute badass and the original owner of the Leviathan axe. So pumped!!!!

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@Jacksepticeye if this isn’t proof that we should be best friends then I don’t know what is.

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@megwon6 Staaaahp. Also, I think we can all agree visi is bae

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@Jacksepticeye You may not see this but it has to be said. @Jacksepticeye and Josh from @Mythical make it real hard for me to give up on my dreams. Please don’t ever lose that quality. Maybe someday I can tell them about my own insecurities and incredible self doubt while sharing a meatball sub

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@LenaAxios Prime example of someone taking a shit on the floor and then looking for a “thank you” when they clean it up.

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@Jacksepticeye It makes my heart happy to see you genuinely happy! I hope 2025 is the year for all of us to remember to just LAUGH!

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@megwon6 It’s so damn hot. Milk was a baaad choice

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@megwon6 This is me lately! Every time I go to do something creative my mind goes into negative feedback mode. I hope whatever is causing you your stress gets better!

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@megwon6 Thank you! It’s just been a weird year for me. Hoping next year goes better

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@savannahelisse When my partner brings me a comfy blanket because she knows I’m a little chilly. But then she also tucks me in because she also knows I’ve had a really rough mental health day.

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@killgeniveve No idea why this popped up but! I only care if the other person is comfy. Want to shave? Cool. Don’t want to shave? Cool. You do you, queen. Whatever makes you feel more comfortable in your skin. I’m a dude but I shave my armpits/areas. Not my chest though. Never again! So itchy

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@megwon6 This wig is so cool!! Ahhhh!

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@Kintinue Not on my main but absolutely spicy on my alt hahaha

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@Jacksepticeye This is really uncunting believable! Like you say one cunting thing and everyone freaks the cunt out. Cunt. Did I do it, dad? Did I do a funny?

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@LenaAxios I was having a super weird stuttering issue today! It made it basically unplayable. I really hope it’s because of the patches because I want to play more :(

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@megwon6 A bellybutton?!? I knew it!

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@itsmommymaster Hey, sorry to bother you. Do you know where the bathroom is? It’s my first time in this make believe bar and I really need to pee.

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@CDNThe3rd So. This goes one of two ways for me.

1.I end up growing wings and flying around, and I can control reality
OR.
https://t.co/3FUDV3VRx7’s a living nightmare which is super fun. Last time, I was tied up and watched my sister get tortured by Aztecs for what seemed like days. 0/10