Shit Matt Tran Says

Recording things Matt Tran says for all the future generations.

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

Bout to flop a monster.

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

I have a dream that all the bitches are mine.

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

Tide goes in, tide goes out. Can't explain it.

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

The desert of UMBC...

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

So it DOUBLE doesn't make sense because it actually makes sense!

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

Yeah, Diego, Simba and Leo together are like a circle jerk.

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

I flopped the nuts.

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

Fuck Leo Park.

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

Gg

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

Arbutus swag.

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

He caught the Elliott.

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

It's okay, I'm retarded

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

I'll retire.

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

McClouth is so clutch.

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

My favorite amendment is the tenth. So deep.

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

Tell him that he broke the first rule.

Never mess around with koreans.

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

Herp derp will this get me girls?!

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

I give this conversation five double rainbows out of five.

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

Torque it.

[Shit Matt Tran Says @Matttransays]

It's ok if I'm weird. My hard work will still keep me on leo's friend's list.