Matthew Fiorella

University at buffalo 20'

[Matthew Fiorella @Mattxfio]

@rubar_colton @72Breezy I heard if you cry more your parents might actually love you 😭🤣🤡🫵

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

TO MY GREAT FELLOW AMERICANS…

[Matthew Fiorella @Mattxfio]

@cyberfrontier What if it was @poetsoup that was head shotted and almost killed? Would you have the same reaction? I’m not even political but show humility in this situation, ur reaction is disgusting lmao

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Merry Christmas 🎄🎁 ⛄️ ⭐️ 😃

[Matthew Fiorella @Mattxfio]

@holykodiak @iStephen23 so we doing this or what 😂

[-_- @imnotbecca]

what’s y’alls new sleep schedule mine is 5 am to 2 pm :)

[Wheelz - Recruiting expert @LootenantDans7]

The University is 100% protected from COVID-19 thanks to Duo Two-Factor Authorization

[☆sia Priority @asiapriorityy]

Lmmfaooooo

[nope @nopesdbp]

@Subtronics

[kholoud hemmat @kholoud_hemmat]

My favorite #AvengersEndgame spoilers without context

[maia @amidalastark]

retweet to protect the starks this week

[I don’t even exist fr @loccdawgg]

Buying her a Lamborghini and an eyepatch. Let’s ride nick fury

[Ryan Mura @RyanMura]

the bills introducing frank gore

[blake @BlakeHunter_]

geology professor: can someone explain what bedrock is and its purpose?

me: bed rock was a 2009 hit single by young money featuring nicki minaj about sex

professor: um

me: and its purpose was to inform people that if they have sex with him he will make the bed rock

[ANA is a G @_anamaniac]

This still has me so dead lmfaooooo

[Stin @stinvo14]

*Gets in Uber*

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Me - “so how long have you been Ubering for?”