Matty

Liverpool is deeply insular, yet essentially outward looking: it faces the sea and all the lands beyond, but has turned its back on England

[Matty @Matty141019]

@ry_wilkinson @1DanE_T Puff 😂. Don’t expect tissues when you’re tin pot club doesn’t fucking exist you fucking blurt

[Matty @Matty141019]

@FarRightScouser Blurt. Far right is no scouser.

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

SNL UK isn't letting up on Ed Sheeran. Here's host/'Chicken Shop Date' creator Amelia Dimoldenberg tonight.

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump claims that he was lifted out of the rubble on 9/11:

"Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they lifted me up, and they started running with me."

(Never happened)

[Zeteo UK @zeteouk]

Keir Starmer misled his way to the top and now he’s walking away from politics altogether. His decision to quit Parliament so quickly is a reminder he was only ever interested in power and ambition. from @ShehabKhan

https://t.co/Ak4tLbXIis

[Rory Smith @RorySmith]

The Premier League’s clubs seem to be employing an awful lot of scouts and analysts and executives to do the obvious thing, as expensively as possible, trading interchangeable players for meaningless numbers.

https://t.co/eolwldgsPe

[Anthony Shaw @anthonyfdshaw]

Sent this on a group. So true.

Welcome to the modern Premier League.

[Matty @Matty141019]

Buy a fucking 6

[Spirit of Shankly @spiritofshankly]

Brilliant - well done to all involved 👏👏 #Keegan #YNWA #NUFC #LFC

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

The JPMorgan Chase banker who was one of the secret figures behind the Fifa sell-off plan is also under pressure for her links to the late paedophile financier Jeffrey Epstein.

@SamWallaceTel has the full story 👇
https://t.co/XuOIedvv14

[Bohemian Football Club @bfcdublin]

🥰

[Chris Webb @Chris_Webb1]

Before #FIFA start pumping the propaganda tonight and telling us all how amazing this #WorldCup has been, let’s remember they oversaw:

- highest ticket prices ever and took a cut from resale sites.

- did nothing about Somalian referee and dozens of staff who were banned from entering the US for no legitimate reason.

- stood by as Iran were forced to train outside the US and travel in on match days.

- overturned red cards after phone calls with the president.

- Americanised the beautiful game with hydration (TV) breaks and 25 mins half time in the final

- guided Argentina through the tournament with less travel, VAR support and blatantly turning a blind due to their aggression and foul play.

[Matty @Matty141019]

Monstrosity.

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

If you pile your furniture in the middle of your living room then set it on fire, you will have the warmest house in your street, for a few hours.

[Matty @Matty141019]

@paulmasonnews @Jim_Cornelius Were you eating magic mushrooms at that kitchen table?

[Matty @Matty141019]

Null & Void 🤢

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💍 OFFICIAL: FIFA to award the winners of the World Cup with championship rings.

It’s the first time in history, following some of the American sports.

30 rings will be made available to the world champions, with a further 1,996 rings going on sale to fans.