Matty 🤠

Went to a party dressed as a loaf of bread birds loved it

[sebzë @viciously4lon3]

The Queen after she wins the gulag

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Friendly reminder that life is not GTA

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@hazelrosedee Yea right looking for attention no matter how good you look

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@SenneH1990 Gods a Liverpool fan giving out karma for that bad weather and pitch he created

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@SenneH1990 Yea that's karma universe hads lots of karma why Russia is bombing innocent people you fucking donk, nothing happens by accident unless it's meant to look like it

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@UnitedRedscom British players in the team are so whiny and just look completely unbothered at everything don't even want to be there it's awful to watch

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@TrollFootball There is people that think de jong would start for man united over Scott mctominay so stick that in yer pipe 🤣🤣🤣

[big duntles @biglunty]

9 pints deep showing your mate the menu at your favourite kebab

[Scottish Patter @ScottishPatterr]

BIJOUX 😂

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@HKane @aguerosergiokun @premierleague @SpursOfficial And still have won nothing well done most decorated player in nothing

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@talkSPORT Agbonglahor is terrible hasn't a clue just like he hadn't a clue how to play football who even listens to this guy

[Conor Finn @TheConorFinn]

This is what a house viewing now consists of in Dublin.
Over 100 people waiting in line for a rental property

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Luke Aikins skydiving from 25,000 Feet with No Parachute & landing in a net is absolutely WILD 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Conor Moore @ConorSketches]

Keane, Carra, Neville and Souness have HEATED debate about Manchester United! 🔴⚪️⚫️

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Me in the interview: “I love to go the extra mile.”

Me in the job, as soon as the clock hits 5pm:

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@bblaabad Lemme see lemme see

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@redbull @F1 Thank fuck

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@footbaIItheory He obviously likes working and doesn't call in sick like most people 😜😜