Matthew Allison

#Yorkshire

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

@DominicJwilson @FootballCliches In this case they actually did win by a tennis score as well didn’t they. 3-0 is a perfectly feasible tennis score, happens all the time. Grand slams only I believe.

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W is this the most all ends up you can possibly be beaten

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

@FootballCliches May have discussed it before, but the constant butchering of result and scoreline. Bruno Fernandes wanted a draw or loss in this game did he.

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

@FootballCliches this is not a club statement. This is a de facto calm before the storm. Baffled.

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

Getting relegated is annoying, but it’s even worse when your uneducated football Wife says things like: “Leeds is getting pushed into the lower system isn’t it, does that make you sad?”

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

@BazinoRoyale @FootballCliches Hahahahaha

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

Further to a chat on an old episode is Flyyn Downes the most training groundy named player of all time? @FootballCliches

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

@FootballCliches What constitutes a moment of premier league quality in a FA cup tie against lower league opposition?

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare players who care one bit about scoring. The goalkeepers union. Especially freaky long range win assisted efforts. Famously apologetic when scoring. See Amir Begovic etc

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare Andy Gray just said “you think, shit, we’ve got to protect this” just before the end of the half time coverage about his concerns of Argentina going 2-0 up.

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

@FootballCliches What’s the minimum amount of time a commentator has to wait after a slightly dramatic goal to say: “in amongst all that, x has become nation y’s all time goal scorer” or another suitable record

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

Cause of death: Leeds United Football Club

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

@FootballCliches Late for this weeks episode, but what constitutes a wall “more than doing its job” after a blocked free kick, as opposed to just it’s job.

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

@FootballCliches Hate - player in an interview “ I’m just a kid from place x” - a place, usually in Western Europe, which creates no barriers to being a footballer, If anything it’s usually a working class place which is statistically more likely to produce a professional footballer.

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

@FootballCliches Can you adjudicate on the concept of very little backlift? Convinced this is constantly mistaken for just getting a shot off quickly and is a bit of a made up thing.

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

Christ this will rattle some cages.

[EAFC 26 News @FC26News_]

🚨 NEW - The griddy celebration in #FIFA23

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare this man is absurdly consistent. A full paragraph on Mike.Riley.

[Richard Keys @richardajkeys]

It’s not City for me… https://t.co/Y9XoAVrVgy

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

Can’t believe Ji only scored 2 goals for Sunderland when one was that iconic

[AI FOOTBALL TIPS @AISPORTSTIP]

Wikipedia footballer 4️⃣2️⃣

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

Lionesses and Davide. What a couple of days 😍

[Matthew Allison @MattyAllison14]

Whoever’s reading this Keira Walsh passes the ball better than you do