Matty Chops ™️

Real American, real takes 🇺🇸 | The funny side of the news, the dumb side of people, the loud side of everything | Y’all stay strapped

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

@misfitpatriot_ @JoJoMarks4 Absolutely 💯

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

Braap, braap! 🇺🇸

[Heatherheather007 @LibertyValkyrie]

I ❤️ my White House with a lil BRAAAP!!

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

Raise hell & praise Dale. Feels like America is back. 🇺🇸

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

Epic!! 🇺🇸

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

@best_clips__ @ko_fights__ She was vibing. The fence was waiting. Physics is undefeated

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

AOC discovers “sleep” on camera. Meanwhile: inflation, border, crime, fentanyl.
If your whole platform is reacting to 6-second clips, you’re not governing — you’re auditioning.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

WAKE TF UP

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

@joeroganhq The guy who left a laptop full of crack, hookers, and foreign payoffs in a Delaware repair shop is now an expert witness on Trump’s body fat.

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

Bro the cashier had a 7-iron stashed behind the chicken. Popeyes is operating like a war zone now.

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

Just a normal day at work’ at Popeyes
😂💀

Employee films the chaos as a customer goes at it with the guy working the counter. Cups are thrown, the soda machine gets messed up and the cashier pulls a golf club.

Instead of recording, perhaps the Employee of the Month could dial 911 next time?

This is what your ‘fast food’ experience looks like in 2026. Who’s still eating there after seeing this?
😂🔥

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

@HistorianUSA1 @janninereid1 Bro the cashier had a 7-iron stashed behind the chicken. Popeyes is operating like a war zone now.

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

@BoLoudon Y’all see his face? That’s the face of a kid who knows everything his dad says on TV is BS. Even Newsom’s own son can’t fake it. Brutal.

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

@Real_RobN A DEA official — the guy whose job was to STOP cartels — was laundering for them. Meanwhile a plumber in South Carolina gets audited for tipping his waitress wrong. The justice system is a joke.

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

@leebee4life Lisa, every president since Reagan has hosted celebrities at the White House. Obama had Jay-Z. Biden had drag queens on the lawn. Trump has the heavyweight champion of the world. Pick a lane on “tacky” — yours doesn’t exist.

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

@GuntherEagleman Bro, they can’t even explain where the last trillion went. Why would I trust them with another dime?

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

They’re literally chiseling TRUMP off the Kennedy Center tonight. Scaffolding up, sanders running.

Same people who lecture you about “inclusion” can’t wait to erase a name off a building. The tolerance-to-spite ratio is unreal.

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

@nicksortor A million tourists are about to walk past dying junkies to get to MetLife. And the soyboy filming you thinks YOU’RE the bad guy. Bro, the city is the one with no humanity.

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

@DavidJHarrisJr Brother, half the country drinks Bud Light at a backyard fight night and doesn’t think twice.

Don Lemon out here trying to gatekeep beer and MMA. Stay in your lane — wherever that is.

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

@GuntherEagleman Haywood Mall is 90 minutes from my house. Been there a few times. Now you’ve got grown adults shooting up the food court because some judge let them out on PR bond. Keep them locked up. It ain’t complicated.

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

@nickshirleyy @OliviaSeba43575 @SenMikeLee Government couldn’t build a working website for $2 billion. Elon built rockets that land themselves. But sure, he’s the villain.

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

@EndWokeness DC elites are literally sanding TRUMP off the Kennedy Center like it’s a bad Yelp review. Same folks who lecture you about ‘inclusion’ can’t wait to delete a name off a building. The tolerance-to-spite ratio is unreal.

[Matty Chops ™️ @MattyChopsSC]

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