Matty Clayton

🎳 Somehow managed to become a European Champion🥇 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@kirawontmiss @chrislam13_

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@safc_halli @_lufcaaron Fucking buckled

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

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Anyone else spend a fortune every time they go out coz same 🙃

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@sportbible @Briizzlle

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@Shuckyboy Bro we will get through it they don’t deserve u

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Have you ever hated ya own existence? Coz same 🫠

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@Shuckyboy @sportbible 😂😂😂😂😂 this hilarious man I’m laughing way more than I should

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My New Year’s resolution this year is to be even funnier than I already I am, it’s going to be pretty hard, so I’ll meet in the middle and settle for someone to chop me head off coz I feel like shit, happy new year fuck off

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If you brag about having a prime drink your a nonce

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Can’t stop thinking about the onion rings I had last night

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@chrissyburtle Good to see you anyway pal 💪🏻

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I’ve actually gone home early for the first time in life and I can’t wait to be destroyed but this kebab wrap

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Whatever he said doesn’t make sense but I will make it clear that it was I who done the destroying of said kebab wrap… goodnight

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

When the pigs in blankets come out:

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Am fuckin leathered by then man

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🔔 | Gordon Ramsay explains why you should eat Christmas dinner at 5pm

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@chrissyburtle Wednesday 👊🏻

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Merry Christmas, hope you and your families have an amazing day…

But I draw the line at matching Pyjamas