Matty Cooke

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[Matty Cooke @MattyCooke20]

@PolitlcsUK Let me guess, mental health issues or some bullshit?

[Matty Cooke @MattyCooke20]

Don’t use X much anymore, but when I do, it is a collective of everyone hating Kier Starmer.

The bloke is an insufferable cunt.

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

Green MP takes FULL PAY leave of absence due to burn out.

Fuck me Carla love. You aren’t pulling 12 hour night-shifts as a nurse. You’re pushing pens

Can we stop indulging weakness. And return to celebrating strength

Well done to all the grafters; nurses, builders, farmers

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[Matty Cooke @MattyCooke20]

@GNev2 can you not believe the VAR decision? Should have said another 15 times.

[Ant Middleton @antmiddleton]

Starmer me ol’ cocka. Give it up! It’s extremely painful (no matter how much of a plonker you are) to see a fellow Brit literally cling on for dear life so shamelessly. You are not a leader, you are not one of us, you will never understand us and we are literally showing you the door, just walk through it for the sake of Great Britain! 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

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@Keir_Starmer National interest would you be resigning and calling a general election.

Melt.

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Can Vicario genuinely make a save? He’s absolutely awful.

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Spurs are absolutely shit

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@Keir_Starmer Kier, just resign you insufferable clown.

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Whitney’s present #LoveIslandAllStars

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@utdreport @talkSPORT Course he did. It’s about time SAF takes a step back to allow the club to move forward.

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Yet another snooze fest. @ManUtd

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@Keir_Starmer Stop talking bollocks.

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Getting outplayed by 10 men. Snooze fest 💤

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Scott McTominay 🔥 @ManUtd one to sign?

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@England Another international break 😴

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@UTDPatron I want the five wins in a row to stop hearing about it, but at the same time it’s about the team and 10/12 points is good going in this league.

[Matty Cooke @MattyCooke20]

@kopnobby @TheImmortalKop The PL era has been disappointing for Liverpool, whether you want to admit it or not, 2 league titles since 1992 for a club their size is piss poor.

What’s this long time you talk about?