Matthew Jones

[Matthew Jones @MattyDJones]

@supertanskiii Accurate

[Matthew Jones @MattyDJones]

@Josh_Self_ So Lee Anderson has been paid by a company that opposes net zero…….. is what I’m taking from his sensible question……

[Matthew Jones @MattyDJones]

@adampollock But why though? Only thing they are doing is spilling the beer….

Also… half a pint of Guinness mixed with a blue wkd tastes like American cream soda…. Try it 🤷‍♂️

[Matthew Jones @MattyDJones]

@Rowetta Belter 👌

[Matthew Jones @MattyDJones]

@i_iratus Who had been briefed and given a script of what to say……

[Matthew Jones @MattyDJones]

@i_iratus Sound scripted to me 👀🤷‍♂️

[Dale Vince @DaleVince]

Another £40k of donations on their way to Gaza from the Daily Mail (libel damages).
- £10k towards Electricity Supply
- £10k towards Mothers Of Gaza
- £10k towards Baby Milk
- £10k towards Water Tanks

This is what it looked like the first time I sent the Mail’s money to Gaza…:)

[Matthew Jones @MattyDJones]

@OWS1892 To clever for school but doesn’t understand why we have to move…. Makes perfect sense

[Matthew Jones @MattyDJones]

@MarinaPurkiss Surprised he hasn’t banned them like them boycotts 🤷‍♂️

[Matthew Jones @MattyDJones]

@Ezenegwu Belter 😂😂

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This is incredibly well done. History won't look fondly on Trump's behavior. I guarantee it.

"If Trump was President in 1940..."

By @ByDonkeys

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

Slava Ukraini.

[Alethea Bernard @Tush27J]

A few on Twitter X moaning at Keir Starmer for looking at his pre prepared script re helping Ukraine etc.

Fair enough. Everyone is entitled to an opinion.

So here's a prime example of how it should be done. 😜😉

#C4News #PoliticsLive #SkyNews

[Matthew Jones @MattyDJones]

@DrJoGrady @AvaSantina @emily4MK They say it out loud because they know there are zero consequences

[Matthew Jones @MattyDJones]

@FreddysNewN2_ Gemma Collins I’m a phone box 😂😂😂😂

[Matthew Jones @MattyDJones]

@DarthPutinKGB @peterjukes Belter

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

At this stage no one would be surprised if Donald pasted the original Russian text into his tweets.

[Matthew Jones @MattyDJones]

@JulieEClarke Erm…, hourly 😂😂😂

[right down the middle for moi @Nillo82948721]

The 3 worst things ever to happen to the UK in its history.

1. Thatcher - privatisation.

2. Cameron and Osborne - austerity.

3. The clown Johnson and his hard Brexit.

There you have it - 3 Tory extirpations and essentially extinctions of UK society - nothing more to be said.