Matt Dunlop

Not to be trusted with sharp objects.

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@RoHaysom @HWMArchitects @sloeginny @CPCAComHousing @RIBAEast Love the mix of outdoor spaces here - great for people and wildlife - and not unlike our little place!

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@simonr916 I feel sick anyway. So yeah, sounds like a plan.

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@arrivanortheast I've found someone's Morpeth RouteSaver near SJP, anything I need to do to enable them to replace it? It's got most of the week left on it.

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@sloeginny @ElyWildspace @SpottedInEly Never seen this before - v. angry making. Planning application(s) submitted in the vicinity? Here's the plan - find developer, unwrap trees, take netting, use it to wrap developers office, car etc. - preferably when they're inside.

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@sloeginny @GeorgeMonbiot said in a speech here a week or 2 a ago that, in his view, if Labour got in they should immediately go into coalition with the Greens and make @carolinelucas Minister for the Env. Which is a fantastic idea. If only...

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@PaynesBeefarm 🎶 you put your sixth leg in, your sixth leg out, in out, in out, etc...

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@sloeginny @CUBotanicGarden How many sighthounds have they got?

[Ben Bradley @Ben_Bradley_32]

On the 19th of February I made a defamatory statement about @jeremycorbyn. I have apologised to Mr Corbyn and here is the complete text of my apology. Please retweet.

[John O'Farrell @mrjohnofarrell]

“What does this new passport do?”
“It’s blue.”
“Can I use it to travel freely and work in 26 neighbouring countries?”
“No - but look, it’s blue.”

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@ChrisRandWrites @tompeck Excellent work. @_youhadonejob1 and @thewaterclock should appreciate this

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@LadbrokesCare my acca looking good... but not *that* good. 16-0 etc.? Also no cash out available during the 90 - perma-susp, explain???

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@JANUSZCZAK They need to get him on Who Do You Think You Are?

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...so do I get a refund @rovers? #ifollow

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Incredibly quiet at Ewood - worried about @rovers - complete silence since kick off #ifollow

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@simonr916 Your fault that is

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@higgledygarden Weblink to seeds on your site? Cheers!

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@PaynesBeefarm hi got any lifts (14x12) for your poly Nuc in stock?

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@higgledygarden Purty! What's that then?

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@RoversTweet He says before the season's started! I know what you mean but let's give it 6 games eh?

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.@northernassist