Matty Goldstein

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[Matty Goldstein @MattyGoldstein]

@jamieloftusHELP I need help reacting to something, please!

Restaurant Review: Mischa’s $29 Hot Dog Is Obnoxious. It’s Also Lovable. https://t.co/omp1Tp7gvm

[Forge Books @ForgeReads]

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Whether you put ketchup or mustard on it is up to you...but remember...it is a book...

#sweepstakes #RawDogSweeps

[zellie @zellieimani]

Let this be a lesson to you all. Police do not need deescalation or restraint training. They can restrain themselves against certain people. They just not going to restrain themselves against YOU.

[Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald]

1. For those who don’t understand the fragility of American democracy in the hands of an unscrupulous autocrat - a scenario never imagined possible by the Founders under our Constituion - the cancellation of elections is quite simple and arguably legal. Which is why...

[Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald]

1. Political corruption in this country has gone beyond anything I ever imagined possible in the United States. Cheating, lying, state controlled media, observing no accepted standards, ignoring voters, literally declaring the president above the law... https://t.co/Bzh4flFzCt

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Brock Turners grow up to be Brett Kavanaughs who make the rules for Brock Turners.

[Billy. @garyforss]

Milk delivery 25 years ago was essentially a subscription service offering products with recyclable/reusable packaging, delivered by electric vehicles.

Part of me thinks that if a techie firm were to have proposed this same idea today people would think it was incredible.

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

BREAKING NEWS: All these cows are kissing this dog

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

The pee tape is such a great MacGuffin—everywhere and nowhere, pursued and scorned, coveted by the great and the good and striking fear into the hearts of the wretched, though none can predict its actual value.

[Philip Rucker @PhilipRucker]

Worth reminding everyone that “caravans” of migrants crossing the border have nothing to do with DACA, a program for immigrants who arrived as kids years ago. Those who’ve come since 2012 are ineligible. There is no “DACA bandwagon.” https://t.co/wS2mj9ZAZ7

[The Hill @thehill]

Teacher trained in gun use accidentally discharges weapon in classroom during lesson on safety: https://t.co/7t2SbZMQ0m

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

how was plants born?

BY COWS MILK

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

why was 10 afraid of 20

because 20 is 10 times more than 10.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

did you hear about the goblin with no head

hes ok now

[WolfTron V @Blk_Dolphin]

CNN & Fox News has done to our parents what they thought violent video games & Marilyn Manson would do to us.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

what do you do when a pigeon poops on your nose

poop on the pigeons nose and never look back

[Charles P. Pierce @CharlesPPierce]

It is my considered opinion that there is absolutely nobody in charge of the country right now.