Matty Ice

Bio me a beer.

[Matty Ice @MattyIce_1981]

@BigMouthBarry Single dad, stuck here with two kids in middle school. I'm screwed.

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@callisto_a @Senators 🐑 🐏 🐑

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@BussinWTB The Wild are soft. LA taught the Avs how to play hard-nosed playoff hockey.

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@GavinNewsom How are you not in jail?

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@ShannonGroveCA CARB has to go

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@FoxNews How can I sign?

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@curiosityonx Seems to happen in CA every time the gov needs to build some low-income housing.

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@Johnny_Joey Gulf of stolen land Lol

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I'm more eluding to the lack of character on this current Kings team. No player, when playing for their brothers in the same color, have any fear of a couple tough players. They fight as one unit and retribution is dulled out every time the player in question touches the ice. I learned a lot about this Kings team during that game and it's time to make some changes.

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@bigheefo That rule is about as gray as the hair on your micro-testes but it's okay. Great job!

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@bigheefo You pulled out the rule book? Tell me you've never stepped on the ice without telling me you never stepped on the ice. Lol

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@Red_Panda_89 @jdawgLGRW Skating into the blue is not against the rules and is encouraged if the puck is there. I can find you thousands of examples but it's not worth my time.

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@Red_Panda_89 @jdawgLGRW Cool, next time a player has an open net all the goalie has to do is bump into any opposing player in the blue. No goal!

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@elonmusk @AlienAntFarm_ Best version!

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@FriedgeHNIC If the US decides to say 'adios' to Federal Income Tax, all the players will want to move to the States for that untaxed cash! Canadian teams are like, 'Eh, what now, eh?' How would the NHL even begin to handle this?

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@NHL @utahhockeyclub Prepare for the fury, the unrelenting savagery of the most ferocious, the most bloodthirsty team in the show—tremble before The Wasatch Wolves!

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@nhl @utahhockeyclub I'm a little late to the party but my sleeping pills arent working and I can't sleep so, I started thinking about Utah Hockey names and out came this:

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@NHL @utahhockeyclub ..would sacrifice everything, down to their last drop of blood, for their family. They claim dominion over endless, merciless terrains, but in their lair, no adversary escapes unmarked.