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@PolyphonicRat @signalpestt I could build my own house for a fraction of the cost that a contractor charges. But I don’t have the expertise or the time.

Wait until people find out that Valvoline Instant Oil Change gets oil from the same place Auto Zone does.

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@BBGreatMoments Give me 2 Barry’s

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@aubrey_huff @Fred3787467486 Same when Ted Williams, Jackie Robinson and Mickey played

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@Emilio2763 @koopaaron No he’s not. He’s not even a comedy All-Star backup

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@GuntherEagleman When soon?

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@brysongray Exhaustion. Same reason Barkley won the MVP award in the 92-93 season when everyone knew Jordan was the real MVP

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@JonnyC18 @HardenHoops Especially since the Knick’s were considered the bullies of the league at this time

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@TheCinesthetic

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@2moderateforsum @C_3C_3 President Clinton can barely take a sip of coffee without spilling it everywhere and his lawyers won’t let him answer a single question without first running interference.

They would never sit for a polygraph test.

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@adamlwingfield Thank god it came off in the lot and not down the road somewhere.

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@TheOmniLiberal It’s a drill bit. Maybe ask the man of your house

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@BowTiedYukon No. It’s th washing your hands after taking a shit litmus test.

Not racking weights is its shopping cart litmus test

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@TheOmniLiberal Your ex was a feminist who worked outside of the home and all she got for it was a cuck of a husband who didn’t have the respect of his wife or kids.

If you people could only see yourselves the way that “normal” everyday people see you

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@WajidCreates @WarMonitor3 Haha. No muscles and no clue.

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@JamieBonkiewicz You hate men. Unless of course they are pretending to have a vagina and demand we play along with their delusions and call them a woman

LMAO. What a clown you are

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@monspubis2023 @rossgarber Who do you work for?

Perhaps you saying that them confirming the psyop is the psyop is actually the psyop.

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@GovPressOffice Why, why happened?

Did Gavin make more racialist comments in front of a crowd of black people again?

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@cjgproduxions @ONUG776 Have you ever been to Atlanta?

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@GavinNewsom They don’t love you like they love Trump

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@nut_history No shade to Barkley, but Jordan for 92-93 season.