MC Fly Jo

Take'em all for the long ride! And, you'll go around town no one wants to be uptight anymore.

[MC Fly Jo @MattyLite5]

Last weekend I was at the local watering hole here in my hometown. Started hitting on a girl at the bar only to discover she was my sister’s baby daddy’s other baby momma.
And that’s what it’s like to be single in NW TN.

[MC Fly Jo @MattyLite5]

Getting on my grandmother’s computer feels like baby sitting a bad kid. “Oh…you arent doing ANY of the shit you’re used to getting away with.”

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

Every foreign dignitary visiting the United States should put on a Stetson hat and put their hands on a wall of the Alamo.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

can’t believe we opted for 1984 dystopia (surveillance and denial of historical fact) and Fahrenheit 451 dystopia (erosion of literacy) instead of Brave New World dystopia (everyone gets fucked up on government-sanctioned drugs and goes to the movies all the time)

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Tom Brady was so good that growing up I used to kneel next to my bed and pray that the Patriot’s plane would explode

[Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator. @RudyHavenstein]

“Would you guys have anticipated what is happening in the UK today, once an extraordinary country, or Germany or France or Canada, or name it? None of us would have anticipated that."

Tony Deden

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Every DUI defense lawyer in America just hit the jackpot.

[em @shinywiglett]

if the voice inside my head was a person

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

AIPAC accused Bernie Sanders, a man who lost family in the Holocaust, of “blood libel” because he wants to prevent children from being starved to death in Gaza. What a disgraceful thing to say. Why would elected official associate with a group like this?

[BRI @BriMalandro]

That old Jeezy so powerful even racists had to give him his 10s

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Ozzy and Hulk Hogan appearing to some guy in Missouri tonight after his 12th Michelob Ultra

[MC Fly Jo @MattyLite5]

@LeninSidious @Howlingmutant0 Lol, damn….

[MC Fly Jo @MattyLite5]

@timweb3_ @TerribleMaps Lol we destroyed your whole continent with refugees for oil and opium. Maybe you should think about the USA more. Are you just so helpless it doesnt matter?

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>they shared their findings with the Philadelphia field office of the FBI

Bro, you have to be kidding me.

[Lumpy @LumpyTheCook]

You must admit it is pretty funny that the most expensive film franchise on the planet is being run like a floundering daytime soap opera on its 27th season

[ཊལབསརངཧ @David_Rudnick]

i promise you as a child it was like being taken to see the face of god

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The Attorney General said she had the client list on her desk. The White House made a big show of giving binders marked “Epstein Files: Phase 1” to a bunch of influencers. Now they tell us that there is no list and we should stop talking about it. Well then why did you say there was a list? Why did you pull that stunt with the influencers? Why did you call it Phase 1 (obviously implying that there were more phases to come)?

If you claim that all of this seems normal, above board, and honest, you’re being extremely obtuse. We’re Americans. We don’t accept obvious bullshit from our political leaders. And we don’t move on from a topic just because we’ve been instructed to do so.