Matty Martock

Mad mandem from the thugged out cobbles of Martock town.

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what the f? Kelly Osbourne's still alive? #KellyOsbourne must've been hiding in Cuba or summat

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every cloud is silver when u line 'em up #deep

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dem old farmers use 2 say "a moss gets no stones" or summat

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@MattyMartock they're all guff

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so I aks what's ur favourite Jason Derulo song, she says "what's urs?" and I ain't got no answer, she says "no one has a fave Derulo song"

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I just came on Eileen

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there's an old saying, goes "never give a gift to a horse with a long face" or summat like dat

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da farmers dem hav an old sayin, red sky at night, fire. #deep

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also lookin' for real big ho's for the Martock feeders dem

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I'm recruitin' ho's, if u can suck a bloody egg thru a straw get ats I

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how many nuts can 'ee bust, drop I a message for me bust two nuts for the price of one #somersetpimp

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@BelieberLuc to be fairs with 'ees, me n me cliq weren't feelins it, know what I mean like? didn have that wave on the girl u gets i?

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@PashaTaylor smart as f, I likes 'ee

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#wkdfortheboys #endorsement

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@WKDOfficial frickin' loves all material mind

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not that I'm scared likes, just don't wanna scuffs me pedicure mashing your skull in innum

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so basically when I said I got give a g it was a gram of m-cat right, just so you all know. Don't be comin' round my ends n try n rob a pimp

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Ricky gave I a gram of m-cat for a gnosh from me cousin, #pimpiniseazy