milk, etc.

stream my demos 👇

[SHITTER ASS @SHlTTERASS]

please follow me back @HunterBiden

[milk, etc. @MattyMilkman]

@meteotek @offmodescarab no it does not you just made that up

[milk, etc. @MattyMilkman]

@antonio_diavolo @offmodescarab … have you ever read a comic book in your life like what are you talking about, they do this shit all the time, new timelines, non-canon, it’s an adaptation, get over yourself

[milk, etc. @MattyMilkman]

@AnActorExplains @DarknessDemon15 @EndymionYT dweeb

[milk, etc. @MattyMilkman]

@RogeeRoger

[milk, etc. @MattyMilkman]

@SHlTTERASS @HunterBiden SHITTER ASS SPACE MYSTERY GUEST STAR EPISODE

[milk, etc. @MattyMilkman]

@friendworld472 @seethroughcitys @transraven332 @dogslovealex not every post is an opportunity for some shitty stand up and that’s probably largely a reason you just don’t get it

[🍟 @saverinstamp]

THEY TOOK DOWN READCOMICONLINE

[milk, etc. @MattyMilkman]

no one came to the stadium to watch you tak a shit, this is twitter, you’re kinda just flinging poop outside the ticket booth

[Larry @Larry6472766111]

@mac_a_ronny @Toadsanime If 14,000 people came to a stadium to watch me take a shit they may not enjoy it, but they still watched me take a shit.

[milk, etc. @MattyMilkman]

this guy suffers

[milk, etc. @MattyMilkman]

surely they can’t be more insufferable than the people actively causing that suffering you literally just mentioned

[KingPip @shutupglenclose]

@BlackwellJudyn @SCREAMwithRCS With all due respect to the people suffering in Palestine but “Free Palestine” movement has been a magnet to the most aggressive, unhinged, mentally ill, and insufferable people on the planet.

[Isaiah Simmons (Comms Open) @Isimmons_art]

You’re telling me this is the guy who trained Batman?

[gracie ꩜ SAW XI HYPE @coffinposting]

the hidden meaning behind the title 'SAW':

> SAW
> 🔄
> WAS
> they "WAS" in that bathroom

🤯🤫

[milk, etc. @MattyMilkman]

@lgbtqsyd @garbitchman @facelessDumbass lmaooo right like what is he on about

[milk, etc. @MattyMilkman]

@garbitchman @facelessDumbass I mean idk you clocked their preferred gender identity why don’t u just call them a woman bro

[milk, etc. @MattyMilkman]

me when I dont want to do my essay on the crash course video

[morningstar (THEY/THEM) @stichedstars]

hank green being super misogynistic about knitting doesn’t surprise me at all i hate both of those men so much i will never shut up about it. they have uwu im just a soft nerd y good guy i can do no wrong mentality

[milk, etc. @MattyMilkman]

@seanbagel_ guy who played the far cry games for the gameplay alone is admittedly a very funny idea

[milk, etc. @MattyMilkman]

@SHlTTERASS whathappened™️

[milk, etc. @MattyMilkman]

@SHlTTERASS fuck dude how are you gonna stay informed