Mtthw Mrtmr

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@NYIntFC Famous last words

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Look at that top row. @nytimes clearly didn’t get an Oasis ticket

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The forbidden steak bake

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Dr. Irving Finkel with a 3,770-year-old tablet containing instructions from the god Enki to Sumerian King Atram-Hasis (Noah figure in earlier versions of the flood story) to build a 220 ft diameter round ark coracle

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@FitbaPatter Phil Mitchell in the front, Fellaini in the back

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Conor Benn’s lawyers

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@okameed 😍😍

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Spending thousands to go to Qatar and your seats are behind the geezers with giant sombreros #ARGMEX

[Gareth Davies @GD10]

Ryan Giggs penned a poem to Kate Greville in response to a verse from her which included the line “every day you make me proud, because you’re well endowed”.

Read Mr Giggs’ poem in full below.

And the day, as it happened, here - https://t.co/jK9LOPLBee

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@rvpochettino 🤣🤣

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When the rugby lads join in in PE

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Liverpool…Reds…@MoSalah taking the UCL final today.

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Can’t fucking wait for the summer window #SAFC

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@ SAFC

[It's Saturday - You've Got To Die To Get 3 Points @DieFor3Points]

It's Saturday...

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The Euphoria High drama teacher

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Charlie Wyke when he saw an Aiden McGeady cross 2020-21 Season

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Thought upside down 50 cent was Terio #SuperBowl

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨

(Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

[Mtthw Mrtmr @MattyMortimer]

Aye short back and iced gem please mate

[It's Saturday - You've Got To Die To Get 3 Points @DieFor3Points]

It's Saturday...

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[EXCLUSIVE] #DaniAlves Barca unveiling

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Never forget the clean version of Snakes on a Plane