Matthew Ochs

Actual Real Estate Novelist, repped by @secretagentbri with @HGLiterary 🏳️‍🌈 husband, that one friend who's sober, Golden Girls fanatic, Valerie Cherish stan

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Same, but with a new title: Premium Boy

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Chris spent his first 18yrs just trying to fit in, and now he’s ready to stand out. Fleeing the suburbs for the underground queer club scene of 90’s Philly, he reinvents himself as a sought after hustler named “Gabe.” But can new love survive this fever of questionable decisions?

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Did Tilly earn a 💎 this season?

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Blessed

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Stacey, run girl.

[Matthew Rettenmund @mattrett]

You're under no obligation to wish success to a person whose stated goals are diametrically opposed to your own. Or to your existence.

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Todd from rhoslc’s left foot

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@keeping_kevin It’s been hard to watch the last two episodes and see everything pre devastation. It really puts into perspective how much was lost.
And mad love to Boz and her loved ones. Her house was definitely a home

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Literally never had a bad day when orange soda was involved.

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Kelly Clarkson would never.

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I have never once been successful at ski ball. Every time it’s like the first day with my new hands.

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Bravo, brought to you by sprinter vans

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@keeping_kevin She saved it up all season

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@dorindadeadly Vodka is a natural preservative. It’s why potatoes look so good.

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@SusanSavageLee1 “It was a big decision, this outfit.”

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Morning 1, application 1 and my hair still isn’t fuller.
This product is bullshit.

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@keeping_kevin Say hi to Rush, hun 🔥

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@keeping_kevin Isn’t that Bronwyn’s confessional look?

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

It'd be so cool to have a platform where you could just find helpful reporting and emergency information without stumbling over thousands of posts from people who see a devastating fire as an opportunity to share their half-baked political takes

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Housewives be like “let’s play a game!” and then be like “who here do you think should die?”

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You know Jon Arbuckle has a crazy browser history

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I hate it here, but also MAN, is 🦋 boring!