Matt Petros

[Matt Petros @MattyPetros]

Had a great moment with my 6 year olds son today talking about sharting. He did it three times! After the 2nd he was like “this happens to you too?” I was like “welp, only after a few Guinness’”
One of parenting/adultings finer moments.

[Matt Petros @MattyPetros]

@JamiePote Good stuff Jamie!

[Matt Petros @MattyPetros]

@LW_FMD @didgiantslose @RahsaanSalaam You mean turkey grease

[Jamie Pote @JamiePote]

Oberg tossed another scoreless inning today. He goes into the All-Star Break with a 1.24 ERA. That's crazy. He's one of the best RP in baseball.

[Matt Petros @MattyPetros]

@Dags11 Dags me too

[Matt Petros @MattyPetros]

Nightcap to a great weekend; Sunday evening with #Nathanielrateliff and @jnpetros at #hobboston

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We don't call him the Sales Samurai for nothing. https://t.co/Pas1ai4oZK

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Tickets for Pearl Jam at #FenwayPark go on sale at 12pm ET on Friday, February 12th: https://t.co/XLbyjs5I4c

[Matt Petros @MattyPetros]

@41NAS great call, that was uninspiring football

[Matt Petros @MattyPetros]

@41NAS dude Triplette is legit, way better that long winded Hercule's or Hoculee #muscles

[Matt Petros @MattyPetros]

Good Sugar Bowl. T.Knight can spin it

[Matt Petros @MattyPetros]

Victorino#bout time#clutch