Matty R

27% typos and 100% nonsense.

[Matty R @MattyRights]

Looks like @BestBuy, Black Friday. 2003

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇫🇷 People went MENTAL, fighting over fans and air conditioners in Chambray-lès-Tours, France

Over half the country is under red alerts, with temperatures exceeding 40°C in places!!

Writer: Ian

[Matty R @MattyRights]

Translation: I don’t have AC and I’m upset my sheets aren’t cold.

[Henrick Johansson @compliantvc]

Europeans are the only reason that climate change hasn't destroyed our planet yet

[Matty R @MattyRights]

Translation: The price is down, but we used large words so you wouldn't panic. 💎 🙌

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Volatility tests every capital structure. Strategy remains focused on Bitcoin, disciplined capital allocation, credit quality, and long-term value creation. We appreciate our investors and will continue to execute with transparency and resolve. $MSTR

[Matty R @MattyRights]

@anacottsteel @Polymarket Then hundredaires

[Matty R @MattyRights]

@heel413 @itsJohnRocker Clearly

[Matty R @MattyRights]

@Joescobar_ @itsJohnRocker Never forget

[Matty R @MattyRights]

@MartiniGuyYT Instructions unclear, just bought shares of Dogecoin instead. 🐕 @XMoney

[Matty R @MattyRights]

@impeculiar1b Hello

[Matty R @MattyRights]

@Jeremybtc I’m just working on hitting 60 cents!

[Matty R @MattyRights]

@Richie59FIFTY @itsJohnRocker Yes.

[Matty R @MattyRights]

@elonmusk I’m not sure this @XMoney thing works. If you could send me a like $6m, I’ll make sure it’s working okay and share with @X.

[Matty R @MattyRights]

@Breaking911 Looks like a Black Friday at a Best Buy in 2001

[Matty R @MattyRights]

@AryanBundles Dude. This isn’t 1998 Legend of Zelda for N64.

[Matty R @MattyRights]

@samsheffer It’s a solid bar. One of my favorites on the east side! From a 76ers fan much respect🫡

[Matty R @MattyRights]

@AmericanAir @adventure_bitch They took my credit also last year. It was magically unavailable on my app. Airline has deteriorated over the years.

[Matty R @MattyRights]

@vladtenev @TrumpAccounts @USTreasury And when you search @TrumpAccounts @AppStore it’s like it doesn’t exist. 🤨 @Apple

[Matty R @MattyRights]

@NFL_DovKleiman Save them from having to watch an @Eagles throttling 2x a year.

[Matty R @MattyRights]

@JackInacker Add a canned “mixed cocktail” and the $87.95 + $24 =$111.95 at CBK. Unreal.