Matt Petullo

Not-so-closet nerd and jock. Food enthusiast. And by food enthusiast, I mean fat ass.

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@BeanDaddy_ And we looked BADDDDD

[Master Flip 🇩🇴 @Masterflip_]

Dominicans hyping up a Korean 🇩🇴🇰🇷

[Shawn Spradling @Shawn_Spradling]

This is the beauty of the WBC:

A 29-year-old bearded electrician from Ostrava, Czechia who has played baseball his whole life in a country where very few play the sport helps Czechia qualify for its first-ever WBC, strikes out Shohei Ohtani on a pitch he says came out of his hand wrong, and becomes one of the faces of the Classic.

Ondřej Satoria, who is retiring from the national team after this tournament, will leave Japan where he gets stopped for autographs and photos and receives standing ovations, and fly back to Ostrava where he’s a normal guy with a simple life.

And while no one back home is stopping him in the streets for autographs, imagine the stories he’ll have for his 2-year-old son when he grows up.

“The most important thing is that the baseball community from around the world now knows that Czechia plays baseball.”
- @OndrejSatoria in @michaelsclair’s book “We Sacrifice Everything to Baseball” 🇨🇿

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@coachjermz 🦈🦈🦈

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

Macklin Celebrini has three goals in three Olympic games. 👏🚨

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@coachjermz

[Curtis Pashelka @CurtisPashelka]

Macklin Celebrini scored a goal in his:

USHL debut (Sept. 22, 2022)
NCAA debut (Oct. 7, 2023)
NHL debut (Oct 10, 2024)
Olympic debut (Feb. 12, 2026)

#SJSharks

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[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

Justin Smith was a MENACE with the 49ers. 43.5 sacks and 5 Pro Bowl selections 🔥

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@coachjermz @BeanDaddy_ Dang 👀

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@coachjermz as if she couldn't get more perfect 🙌🙌🙌🙌

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

That’s a wrap on the 2025 season! We’ll be back here next year 🙌

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@coachjermz 👀

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is already one of the best things to come out of the Thrones universe in years. This week’s episode is up there with some of the series all-timers.

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@coachjermz SHE GOT THE HANDSHAKE!??!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MONUMENTAL THAT IS. SHE IS MY 🐐

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Hire this man in San Francisco NOW

[John DeMarsico @JohnDeMarsico]

This wasn’t easy to write. Thank you for taking a moment with it.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

The Niners dropping a hype video backed by Deftones while the Seahawks use Turnstile? The rivalry is so back

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@minakimes @BillSimmons No Rookie of the Year is criminal

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

If I was in a Pluribus scenario I’d definitely try to save humanity but first I’d make the hive simulate an entire season where Justin Herbert gets competent offensive line play

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@coachjermz @BeanDaddy_ Atta baby reid!! 🤣🤣🤣

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@coachjermz The "buh buh bum" as Bing walks away is PERFECT 🤣🤣🤣

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@coachjermz @BeanDaddy_ 👀

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@coachjermz @BeanDaddy_ Oh Damn 👀👀👀👀

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@coachjermz @BeanDaddy_

[Damon Bruce @DamonBruce]

The #Warriors have no idea who they are, what they got, who to trust, who to play.

Their the least defined team in the NBA. Pat Spencer has more dog in him than 1/2 the dudes on the roster.

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@jmthrivept @coachjermz Skill issue