Matty Swenson

I have no idea how to use this. So...have fun with that.

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

@notpopbase Just wait til she finds out about Guam….

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

@mvddm @mctallgay As the flower girl, I presume.

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

@viva_larriva Ugh. I had such a crush on Ste. I can’t remember if this or Jeffrey was my first “gay movie.”

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

@viva_larriva Teddi looks like a talking AI hologram that’s glitching out and about to kill all of humanity because it’s bored. Also, who invited Teddi?

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

@viva_larriva Sounds like the theme music for season 2 of #TheWhiteLotus.

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

@mctallgay @nytimes Your AVERAGE time is 14 minutes?! Shit, maybe I really am dumb.

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

@jono_thon @MarmotPudgy That doesn’t stop most of the gays in them. 👀

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

@mctallgay I literally create more hours in each day just so I can stare at Riley sleeping.

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

@viva_larriva As someone pointed out in the replies, he’s moving to the bluest city in Florida. Way to own those libs! Byyeeeee!

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

@viva_larriva Is that a VPL? Exactly what is he trying to emancipate here?

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

@viva_larriva Just here to help.

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

@viva_larriva What?! Where’s The OA? 🐙🦜

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

@mctallgay Obsessed. Where have these been all of my orange-eating life?

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

@ananavarro In fairness, a denim vest is considered formal attire in Arizona, right?

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

@viva_larriva 🙂😐💰💪🏼☺️

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

This might be the first time I actually understand one of these lawful/neutral/chaotic grids.

[Jeremy O. Harris @jeremyoharris]

I’m a Rachel sun. Nicole rising. Olivia moon. #TheWhiteLotus

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

@viva_larriva 193rd and I *get to* share my birthday with @AHWAmySedaris 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

This Godfather remake sponsored by @ZARA looks weird. Not interested. Also, hire a copy editor @Atrimino.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

are you telling me the guy who cheated to get into college and cheated to get out of Vietnam and cheated on wives and at golf and cheated students at his scam university and cheated contributors to his fake charity has been cheating donors to his PAC? get the fuck out of here

[Matty Swenson @MattySwenson]

@mctallgay A wise cracking dragon whose been around the kingdom a few times.