Matthew

Wearer of jeans and t-shirts. User of iPhone and Mac. Builder and fixer of computers. Admirer and occasional fixer of cars.

[Matthew @MattyTheAwesome]

Craving a bagel right now... office smells like freshly cooked eggs... it’s kind of a problem... #hungry #lunchtime

[Matthew @MattyTheAwesome]

That marks three coffees and two donuts won on Roll Up the Rim so far this year!

[Gavin Free @GavinFree]

I’ve spent too much of my life bothering to get dressed on days I know I’m not going to leave the house.

[Emma Blackery @emmablackery]

Tip: If you’re ever looking for a British person in a restaurant abroad then just smash a plate and listen for the pleb that shouts “WHEYYYYYYYY!” immediately after

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Wife: *changes the channel to curling*

Me: This is stupid.

Wife: It's the US vs Canada.

Me: This is for blood.

[Matthew @MattyTheAwesome]

@kayleewillett I LOVE IT

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

HOW TO FIX SNAPCHAT UPDATE; delete the app, open instagram.

[Kaylee @kayleewillett]

PSA: it’s okay to have hard days, you are not expected to be your best all the time

[Matthew @MattyTheAwesome]

@kayleewillett This is so helpful

[Matthew @MattyTheAwesome]

@kayleewillett 🤤🤤🤤

[Matthew @MattyTheAwesome]

@kayleewillett @karlee_holden You... 😂

[Matthew @MattyTheAwesome]

@kayleewillett True, This is actually a transcript of something that happened to me the other day..,

[Nicky Gumbel @nickygumbel]

Don't worry about your reputation. Your 'reputation' is what you are perceived to be. Your character is what you really are & that matters.

[Miles Luna (follow me on the sky app) @TheMilesLuna]

Man, I don't get the whole taxidermy thing.

"Look at this beautiful creature... that's suuuuper dead now.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: *burns off all my tastebuds on scalding hot cheese pizza*

Wife: Maybe you should wait a minute.

Me: *already taking another bite*

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: I hate Mondays.

Wife: It's Tuesday.

Me: I hate all days equally.

[Matthew @MattyTheAwesome]

@kayleewillett Well you are...

[Gavin Free @GavinFree]

I think I only want advice from people who found success after failure. So many people get lucky first and spew out inapplicable nonsense.

[Let's Play @RegulationLP]

Can Geoff hit Gavin with a cupcake from across the room? #OffTopicAH

https://t.co/UHm5Sc9kqX

[Matthew @MattyTheAwesome]

@RyanTheTwit Please make a video on this. Would watch repeatedly.