mattvoyle#56

Proud to be welsh! Educated at stamford, where else? Forever injured #lazzalad

[mattvoyle#56 @MattyVoyle]

Who plays golf left-handed?@PhilMickelson just play like a normal person

[mattvoyle#56 @MattyVoyle]

@burton669 you bring the subway. I got the kale

[President Obama @POTUS44]

I'm still asking you to believe - not in my ability to bring about change, but in yours. I believe in change because I believe in you.

[mattvoyle#56 @MattyVoyle]

I'd call it a culinary success

[mattvoyle#56 @MattyVoyle]

... to add it to me subway. Which now just tastes of grass.

[mattvoyle#56 @MattyVoyle]

... no bloody heat under it! After the revelation that my kale is not broke I proceeded to cook they lovely looking grass object to ...

[mattvoyle#56 @MattyVoyle]

... finally I cave and go next door to subway... upon my return I have noticed that this cheeky bit of kale has been sitting on hob with ...

[mattvoyle#56 @MattyVoyle]

... 20 minutes now. Staring at this fucker thinking it's going to be a bitch to cook as nothing seems to be happening...

[mattvoyle#56 @MattyVoyle]

Thought I'd change it up and attempt to cook healthy. Bought this stuff called 'kale'. V interesting stuff. Been trying to cook it for ...

[mattvoyle#56 @MattyVoyle]

Awaken, My Love is a monster album!

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

The existence of Twitter is forever validated by the following exchange.

[Free Super Tips @FootySuperTips]

This is the goal in 93rd min to cost Aberdeen a place in Europe this season.. JUST WOW! Gutted.

https://t.co/NcX10B86Px

[mattvoyle#56 @MattyVoyle]

@PinkPrincess891 the privilege of being a family member? you just sound sour and jealous

[mattvoyle#56 @MattyVoyle]

@PinkPrincess891 her fiancé Mark was sitting in the crowd and she was turning to him, I should know, I was next to him

[Matt ieuan @theMatt_Ieuan]

The idea that someones already watched one of my videos in Venezuela is unbelievable and so awesome!!

[mattvoyle#56 @MattyVoyle]

That cartoon penis Eiffel Tower that just came up above David Guetta's head was the best bit about that whole opening ceremony #EURO2016

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Bonfire and beers making possibly one of the best nights of 2nd year so far with @jakeyeahh @burton669

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Desperate to be productive, forced my first ever coffee down! That is if a chocolate orange mocha counts! Tasted like a melted Terry's

[mattvoyle#56 @MattyVoyle]

@BenBailey5 haha i thought there would be a little extra personal motivation in there somewhere for you being abroad!

[mattvoyle#56 @MattyVoyle]

@BenBailey5 dropping some truth bombs out there today ;)