matt

@haley_von

[matt @MattyWorrall]

cleaning people are coming later today so naturally we cleaned the entire house this morning

my teenage self is so pissed at me

[matt @MattyWorrall]

the guys just learning about hardware stores is great

#grownups

[matt @MattyWorrall]

@ivanbromidov hit em straight

[matt @MattyWorrall]

“let him play pretty good when he plays 9 holes alone but then make him forget how to make contact when he plays with his buddies on the weekend”

[matt @MattyWorrall]

one thing about me, I’m going to wave to the neighbors

one thing about the neighbors, only some wave back

[matt @MattyWorrall]

fresh basil plant on the back patio is a necessity

makes pasta night so much easier

[matt @MattyWorrall]

my wife insisted I didn’t need to get her anything for Mother’s Day but she’d get herself something while at the mall today

should I be worried?

(I’m already worried)

[matt @MattyWorrall]

refilling the pepper and salt grinders are huge parts of husband duties

im just as surprised as everyone else

[matt @MattyWorrall]

when I signal to my partner to give a gimme putt but then he misses

[matt @MattyWorrall]

allergies are mike tyson in his prime this year

[matt @MattyWorrall]

really simple recipe today

cut the grass
grill outside
root for American patriot cam young

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[matt @MattyWorrall]

the ai fruit videos will come to and end at some point right? right?

[matt @MattyWorrall]

born to consume masters content

[matt @MattyWorrall]

sharpened blades
aerated
got fertilizer/seed down
rain tn (needed it)
first cut over the long weekend

let’s have a great szn

[matt @MattyWorrall]

love opening the sun roof

people don’t appreciate the sun roof anymore

[matt @MattyWorrall]

@daniel__erikson @bigcontentguy #shrink

[matt @MattyWorrall]

@bobintown Not proud to admit but I’m just a great clips guy

probably should have a trusted barber by now but I’m still slacking

[matt @MattyWorrall]

I’ll admit I’m loving the divorced dad rock playlist a little too much

[matt @MattyWorrall]

Savin’ Me by Nickelback >

[matt @MattyWorrall]

Hanging by a Moment by Lifehouse might be the greatest song of all time

[matt @MattyWorrall]

Hanging by a Moment by Lifehouse might be the greatest song of all time