mattyp

Technophile, Dad, Nerd, Partner,Recovering Asshole -Not Necessarily in That Order

[𝒿 @suaverotic]

Me at the job l begged God for

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

Sidney Crosby when he watches Gritty eat a living penguin in front of him

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

“The time of reckoning is upon us.”

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Local Man Can't Wait To Get Out There And Suck At Golf Again https://t.co/ZByu5oyKD7

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

How it feels arriving late to work knowing i'll be doomscrolling, distracting my coworkers, taking a fat sh*t and leaving early

[mattyp @MattyYpsi]

@kenklippenstein I hit the trifecta!

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

“Return to the office for the exciting culture”

The culture:

[autist @litteralyme0]

When the alcohol kicks in and everyones starts talking about politics

[Adam London @_adamlondon]

bryon noem walking in on kristi and corey lewandowski

[Zarathustra @zarathustra5150]

Conservative Republicans in 2026

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Me after the Phillies blew it last year: “Fucking fuck every single goddamn year with this shit nothing is ever going to fucking change with this team fuck my life I’m not falling for this shit again next year.”

Me after the first Schwarbomb of the 2026 Phillies season:

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

Phillies Opening Day

[Henry West 🇬🇧 @HenryWestGaming]

Happy #StPatricksDay to all of you!

[Pat Egan @Pat_Egan]

Cooper DeJean & Reed Blankenship saying goodbye. #FlyEaglesFly

[Joe @joelitovillaman]

El dugout de dominicana cuando le empiece a ganar a Israel en el juego de hoy

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you're clinically depressed but the white girl music starts playing

[The Tape Don’t Lie📽️ @eaglesfilmstudy]

Eagles fans at the Philly Airport making sure Kevin Patullo’s plane to Miami takes off on time