Matt Jensen

[Matt Jensen @Matty_J_]

@amaksuti24 good try tho. Ha

[Matt Jensen @Matty_J_]

Ima call you big trunk Zach
#gotabigtrunk
@zach_czuba23

[Matt Jensen @Matty_J_]

Gotta be the gayest kids I know..
@zach_czuba23
@DakotaLindgren

[Matt Jensen @Matty_J_]

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/mDChalFRAp

[Zachary Czubakowski @zach_czuba23]

@Matty_J_ Hahahah “When you have a pizza delivered to you *open door* *pay exact amount* *grab pizza/nut tap* “BEAT IT BABAY” *slam door*”

[Matt Jensen @Matty_J_]

On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin, how good was my hiding spot?? http://t.co/HDaadTKQ

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Time spent in the shower: 30% Singing. 10% Washing. 60% Thinking about life & shit.

[Matt Jensen @Matty_J_]

Buisness expo, nap, then our wonderfull ladies Volly ball
#greatday

[Matt Jensen @Matty_J_]

Awesome debate!
#Romney'sslayin

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Glycoprotein and selenium is found in human semen which helps reduce breast cancer in women by almost 50%.

[Matt Jensen @Matty_J_]

@jordanschimke is awesome :)) <:3

[Matt Jensen @Matty_J_]

@jordanschimke I had a great night with you! :)
#inlove

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Kissing activates many mechanisms in the brain that help to lower stress levels and boost mood.

[Matt Jensen @Matty_J_]

Hate when you forget the bathroom light on... And gotta walk all the way back, while 87% sleep
#fml

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Beer is actually more nutritious than wine and it also keeps your arteries free of blockages.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I might not be able to kick your ass, but I have a black belt in sarcasm.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

First say "eye" then spell "map" then say "ness". #Maturity

[Matt Jensen @Matty_J_]

Who needs to write a paper over 2 weeks, when i got it done in 2 hours!
#boom!

[Matt Jensen @Matty_J_]

Wicked burger king run, delt with some punk ass kids, n @DakotaLindgren even took a pickle off the ceiling
#greatnight

[Matt Jensen @Matty_J_]

@DakotaLindgren @zach_czuba23 almost got their head lights kicked out tonight ;)
#honeybadgerdontcare