Matt Jordan

Two-footed footballer & an Aston Villa fan... Can't have it all I suppose! Views my own.

[Matt Jordan @Matty_Jordan]

Good luck to my @RPVFC lads today. Get us back on track in the league - gutted to be missing out. @LeonHook @A_J_W_1906 @jamescraig91 etc.

[Rotherham United @RotherhamUnited]

FT: Millers 2 v 1 Leyton Orient. We're getting used to late goals for #rufc here at New York aren't we? Revell wins it with a screamer!

[Rotherham United @RotherhamUnited]

90+) GOAL! Revell fires home from 30 yards! What a screamer! #rufc

[Rotherham United @RotherhamUnited]

Alex Revell gets an absolutely colossal reception as he disappears down the tunnel at full-time. Three goals in two games for him now. #rufc

[Matt Jordan @Matty_Jordan]

@btsport What's with the sound issues on the Fulham Vs. Norwich game - seemingly every minute of coverage bang on 33 secs into the minute?

[Matt Jordan @Matty_Jordan]

@totalfilm #Innuendomovies Three Men & A Little Lady

[Matt Jordan @Matty_Jordan]

@stuwatkins2010 Great to see you back out there #Fridge. Hope the 3day ache doesn't hit you too hard! @RPVFC welcomes you back to the fold!

[Matt Jordan @Matty_Jordan]

@DreamCollapsing Haha! He'd be hilarious. What about Matt Damon? Too many explosives along the way perhaps... :)

[Matt Jordan @Matty_Jordan]

@DreamCollapsing What?! This is amazing news. Who'd play the lead? Us aim bolt?! :)

[Matt Jordan @Matty_Jordan]

Perhaps its @AmazonHelp that I need to whinge to, instead!

[Matt Jordan @Matty_Jordan]

@amazon Actually, scrap that. It's 3 weeks to the day. Rubbish delivery when normally very good! Grr...

[Matt Jordan @Matty_Jordan]

Terrible delivery service from @amazon. Waiting well over 2 weeks for a DVD I ordered on 3-5 working day postage. #Annoying

[Matt Jordan @Matty_Jordan]

I find the speed that people walk down the Victoria line platform quite incredible. What on earth are you doing to walk that slow?!?

[Matt Jordan @Matty_Jordan]

@GaryLineker Thoughts on Villa's spending this summer Mr. L?

[Matt Jordan @Matty_Jordan]

@archieluthra @StanBrolley @benjackthomas @ruthnapier @katy_stolliday Oh yeah! That was good - though you have just taken the banter-bait! 🎣

[Matt Jordan @Matty_Jordan]

@archieluthra @StanBrolley @benjackthomas @ruthnapier @katy_stolliday Haha! Have you ever cooked for me Arch?? #Awkward

[Matt Jordan @Matty_Jordan]

@StanBrolley @archieluthra @benjackthomas @ruthnapier @katy_stolliday Sounds fun - who's cooking & where?!

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

Congratulations to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Another Villa fan arrives into the world! #AVFC #RoyalBabyBoy

[Clarence House @ClarenceHouse]

Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Cambridge was safely delivered of a son at 4.24pm

[Matt Jordan @Matty_Jordan]

Has Sha'ting Chardonnay Windsor been born yet?