Cumberdick Bendyback

Stealing a living as a chef since 2014... Attempting to make it as a musician since roughly the same time...

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@nocontextfm1 France beat Australia 6-1 in the final, but Brazil beating Uruguay 15-14 on pens after a 3-3 draw was easily game of the tournament

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@Dunndb01 I'd say we're down with the kids but far too many bands have got in trouble for that...

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The toffee hammer implies the existence of the toffee chisel

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@taxfraudster @LincolnCity_FC @EmiratesFACup

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@Official_HUFC What's the biggest animal you reckon you could knock out with a single punch? #ChatWithTheChairman

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@Official_HUFC Do you think Michael Barrymore was responsible for the death of Stuart Lubbock? #ChatWithTheChairman

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February 27th is just the start #TrustMe

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27/02/21
Sorry for the delay

#TrustMe

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BBC showing the highly anticipated Zoltan Gera Derby #WBAFUL

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The multiple lockdowns have stopped us getting into the studio and making the music we want for almost a year now, so to keep ourselves busy we've been self-recording a few covers. Here's our take on 505 by Arctic Monkeys

https://t.co/zJphNa5Jt6

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@taxfraudster You described it as "so smooth it was like giving birth to an otter"

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@taxfraudster Haha yeah I use the band one more, only use this when I've run out of things to scroll!

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@Cutzy_ #GreatName

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@absoluteradio @bushontheradio @RichieFirth Helping my grandma move house a few years ago, found a tin of peaches in the cellar with a best before date of March 1981, she claimed they'd still be fine and would "come in for something"

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@DarkViperAU Catto likes to watch Matto

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@JoeStephenson96 Chairman Meow will pose, but isn't happy about it

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@absoluteradio @bushontheradio @RichieFirth Aled Jones ate my mum's rhubarb and Captain Tom Moore at my chutney... I should add that I am a chef, but honestly it's funnier without the context

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@RichieFirth Caught a moth once and lowered it onto the Bug Bat. The moth caught fire. 10/10

Also I'm fully aware that has "Serial killer's childhood" written all over it