Matt Hall

The sky’s awake. So I’m awake. Snapchat: mattahall17 Instagram: callmemattypls

[Matt Hall @Mattya171]

That will be my only tweet this year. See everyone next year

[Matt Hall @Mattya171]

You gotta be a special type of psychopath to work out in jeans

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

That sucked. I’d rather not have dudes that wide open. Just a personal preference

[Nick Hall @FlyDaddyNick]

My parents response on what they think of me getting tattoos: “you know they’re forever right?”

Me: “swag is also forever”

[Matt Hall @Mattya171]

@HCarroll_11 I’ll just go fms

[Matt Hall @Mattya171]

Shoutout to people with no patience, like just wait a little bit bro

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I love how old people are like “I’m old af can I get a discount for that”

[Matt Hall @Mattya171]

You need a full tank of gas to get your car where you need to go, but you need a full tank of vibes to get your body where you need to be...

[Nick Hall @FlyDaddyNick]

FAST TRACK. AUG 21ST. Send me a screenshot on here or IG that you presaved my song for a chance to FaceTime me 😎 cannot wait for y’all to hear this... https://t.co/HwiccQ2wDV

[Matt Hall @Mattya171]

Shit do be happening

[Matt Hall @Mattya171]

Helped an old dude who was visibly stumbling and he said “I’m not drunk, I’m just having a day” and I feel like that’s the type of energy we need for the rest of 2020

[Matt Hall @Mattya171]

I’m good at math I swear

[Matt Hall @Mattya171]

So if a whiteclaw is 5% alcohol, does that mean if I drink 20 of them I become 100% alcohol? 👀

[Matt Hall @Mattya171]

About to have like 5 cups of coffee and there’s nothing I can do to stop it

[Matt Hall @Mattya171]

@mary_porciello Ya boi looks tipsy! Glad you said hi😁

[Matt Hall @Mattya171]

Who’s jack and why tf is he jumping so much?

[Matt Hall @Mattya171]

If drake could just make like twenty more passionfruits that would very cash money of him

[Matt Hall @Mattya171]

If you don’t scream Wonderwall was it even a good night?

[Nick Hall @FlyDaddyNick]

It’s a new decade and let’s be real, it’s time for these food establishments to leave the term nuggets behind us. Nuggies is here and now

[Matt Hall @Mattya171]

Gryffindor and Slytherin are so extra, I feel like everyone in hufflepuff literally just vibe