Mattyownz

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

Imagine getting killed by a golf ball cause some guys wanted to make a TikTok

[Will Sommers @WillSommers2]

My new favorite TikTok account are these guys that just launch golf balls into downtown Los Angeles

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

Hey @elonmusk
We don’t have to call it twitter but can we call the “posts” “tweets”

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

Yeah I’m alive and drinking beer too, Charles Bukowski

[Charles Bukowski Legacy @Bukowskiquot]

"I am alive and drinking beer." - Charles Bukowski

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

@chasedownleads That bison

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

You really can just do wtv in life

[Eric Baudour @EricBaudour]

Update on the guy who sprays dog medicine on his hands to make his hands tougher

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

Seen two dogs this happy in the last couple days they’re just happy

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

This is the happiest dog I've seen in my life

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

@7why__ydm Listen buddy, you get in any other way and that’s your last shower

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

@SammyJReacts What’s the worst that could…DEAR GOD

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

Cuttin motherfuckers in
Half with coasters like budget gambit

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

DJ X is like “I know something you would kill at karaoke”
And then plays some Mariah Carey and he and I look at each other like “who are we kidding?”

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

Crazy how they were like “you know what we should do? Make like a whole nother chair that’s smaller a lil bit for Donnie’s visit”

[𝕊��𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕻𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 @SprinterPress]

The Chinese applied their tricks on Trump, giving him a smaller chair than the one the Chinese president sits on!
The discomfort on Trump's face is obvious, as Xi appears to be a head taller!

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

The US Gov is selling 30 year bonds at 5%.

Lifehack -

Take 50M cash and buy bonds, thats 2.5M a year for zero work.

Thats 208k a month. Enough to cover basic expenses like security team and cigars.

Then you just need another 500k a month to have a good life.

You're welcome.

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

There’s a Simpsons episode about this

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

How gravity bends space-time fabric 🕸️

This is the best visualization of Einstein’s General Relativity I've ever seen.

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

I know a motherfucker that looks AI generated

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

Alright guys are we sure that the robots should know how to fight?

[Tesla Optimus @Tesla_Optimus]

Tried to start a fight at the Tron: Ares premiere

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

You can only win once per game, Cristiano

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

3 wins in 3 games. We want more! 💪🔥

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

Should be allowed to talk a lil shit

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

The NFL fined #Lions WR Jameson Williams $11,593 for taunting after this catch in last week’s loss to the #Packers.

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

Who the fuck agreed to fight Yoel Romero bare knuckle?

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

Swimming I guess

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

What you doing in this situation?

[Mattyownz @Mattyownz]

Can you just say “cool” to one of your own quotes?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cool