Mediocre White Guy.

Did dad really give us that wonderful life, mum, or was it all a dream? Cynical old carpenter. Ruffcut from birth, but Auntie Plum saved me. Thank you.

[Mediocre White Guy. @Mattysoftail]

@andyburnham You ain’t the answer, Burham. You’ll see.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

pretending you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand.

[Mediocre White Guy. @Mattysoftail]

@Bbmorg Not at all. But clearly you do and that’s all that matters.

[Stacy is Right @PoliticalStacy]

It’s illegal to bring a foreign plant into the country because it might upset the ecosystem… but importing millions of people from the Third World apparently makes total fucking sense?

Get the fuck out of here.

[Mediocre White Guy. @Mattysoftail]

@LozzaFox Why don’t we just give them our country? They’ve ruined it. Let’s take theirs… they’re bigger and warmer.

[Mediocre White Guy. @Mattysoftail]

@DrChrisParry Another member of the Monty Python team making himself look a halfwit.

[Mediocre White Guy. @Mattysoftail]

@tynewrc Absolute drivel.

Colour alarmists have a lot to answer for. Paint the same picture in pastel colours. You’ll see the world in a more realistic way.

Gullible fools that get sucked into this ludicrous narrative are far more damaging.

[Mediocre White Guy. @Mattysoftail]

@Justtdavid_ When they pass you’re left with emptiness but in time it makes way to the lovely memories. The pain of seeing them suffer subsides.

[Mediocre White Guy. @Mattysoftail]

@Justtdavid_ Watching them being eaten alive with cancer and watching them start to not recognise you is just as bad. That’s what my dad had to endure, and now seeing my mum disappear but at the same time still being alive.

[David @Justtdavid_]

the way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.

[Mediocre White Guy. @Mattysoftail]

@DPJHodges Reform will eventually allow the Tories to flourish once again. Kemi, in time, will be a force to reckon with and she’ll overturn Farage and Lowe to become the only legitimate leader of a right wing party.

[Mediocre White Guy. @Mattysoftail]

@donmcgowan It’s all about the views…

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@TedUrchin @UKLabour A self imposed wound. You fool.

[Mediocre White Guy. @Mattysoftail]

@felicefan HE looks fucking stupid for a man of 67. I’d imagine his hair is properly naused off.

[Mediocre White Guy. @Mattysoftail]

@TedUrchin @UKLabour You dropped a bollock along with millions of people like you by voting for Starmer. The majority of people could see he was useless and now you’re going to, along with the whole country, have to contend with the consequences. You are completely to blame.

[Mediocre White Guy. @Mattysoftail]

@roisinmurphy Maybe he’s menstruating, or perhaps he’s in the midst of the menopause.

[Mediocre White Guy. @Mattysoftail]

@TheGriftReport It appears the U.K is becoming the world’s toilet.

[Mediocre White Guy. @Mattysoftail]

Baby boomers are clearly the last stoic generation. The most resilient.

This has become evident from how they have faltered in the current weather, although it’s becoming apparent across all aspects of their life.

I do worry.

[Mediocre White Guy. @Mattysoftail]

@afneil Proper Tory, that gal!