Jota 🫧

[Jota 🫧 @Matumbo_a_cabra]

selfie w Cristiano Ronaldo

[Didi ⋆˚👽 ꩜｡ @korapaikagens]

Dia do ditado popular maluco

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Colby 🚀🤘🏾⚽️🇺🇸™️ @kingbolby]

Ezio Auditore:

[Berlin• @scorpvegas]

Piora a cada palavra

[humanzee @chimp_mode]

I hate that part at the dentist where they have to touch your penis

[- Flop - @flopardinha]

Vsf parece cena de Scooby-Doo

[Kay @KaylarWill]

A prisoner of your own mind. No one in that entire building cares that you are there alone

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love when my cat decides we're hanging out now. wasn't on my schedule but okay boss i love you

[cash @spo9globoob]

I stopped jerking off and started waking up at 8 am and developed suicidal ideations

[Bibos 🐉 @JosCaldas44]

A foto que ela te manda quando tu tá no banheiro da academia, medindo o seu pau com o do instrutor

[knn @kpopnanet]

gênio: você tem três desejos

eu:

1 - que toda a argentina passe fome eterna

2 - que só tenham bananas pra comer

3 - que sejam alérgicos a bananas

[Jaina @Jainadave_]

The older you get, the more you realize:
– Alchohol isn’t worth it
– Gym is therapy
– Sleep is luxury
– Health is wealth
– Junk food is crap

[ᵕ̈ak ̤̮ @isimswyn]

when i was a kid my parents thought it was fun to fill empty Gammeldansk bottles with water and have me drink from them when we were out in public

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[kage @sukikage_]

I don’t think people understand how stressful it is to explain what’s going on in your head when you don’t even understand it yourself

[َ @gffyoq]

btw, i notice everything.

[André Fran @andrefran]

Vimos mexicanos abraçando coreanos e ingleses, alemães aplaudindo paraguaios, japoneses desejando sorte a brasileiros, franceses brincando com noruegueses.... Sempre que tem violência, racismo e confusão é com argentino. 🇦🇷