Mature Molly

Get you a girl that can half-ass both.

[Mature Molly @MatureMolly]

I don’t understand how I can be so smart and so fucking dumb at the same time.

[Mature Molly @MatureMolly]

This is Barbara Jean and she is the only Jean that matters

[Mature Molly @MatureMolly]

Why cancel a certain jean when you have the power to end them all?? Wild.

[Mature Molly @MatureMolly]

I wear the same leggings everyday how are y’all spending money on new non comfy pants??? Do you know they make pants in non scratchy material??

[Mature Molly @MatureMolly]

How you gonna tuck ur fupa into ur grans elastawaist denim then bag on skinny jeans 🤔

[Mature Molly @MatureMolly]

Everyone who hates skinny jeans has cankles

[Mature Molly @MatureMolly]

Just asked my Uber driver if we could listen to anything but Christmas music and she goes “sure if you want to take another Uber” like bitch what? I’m equally impressed and pissed off

[Mature Molly @MatureMolly]

@DaveyySak 😒

[Mature Molly @MatureMolly]

This day would be so much better if it was 1983 and people did casual work cocaine

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Friday @Scarlettt0Hara @MatureMolly

[Mature Molly @MatureMolly]

Can someone please buy giant number foil balloons for my funeral? Bc I only want them over my dead body.

[Mature Molly @MatureMolly]

@Scarlettt0Hara @HBO still waiting. LMK

[Mature Molly @MatureMolly]

This is a long shot but if anyone from Geneseo can send me the Loretta vines I’ll give you at least 5 dollars

[Mature Molly @MatureMolly]

@nickross_daboss Wait why r u getting tacos at a pizza place

[Mature Molly @MatureMolly]

Skinny dipping in my apartment complex pool: obsess or arrest?

[Mature Molly @MatureMolly]

Woke up with 5 outgoing video calls. Sleep talking Molly must’ve been super chatty last night.

[Mature Molly @MatureMolly]

@robertherjavec why do you pass @LoriGreiner her samples on Shark Tank? I used to think it was chivalrous, but entrepreneur @annaskaya said “please take 2” this week. LMK

[Mature Molly @MatureMolly]

The Night Is Dark And Full Of Terrors

[Mature Molly @MatureMolly]

My worst fear is that MTV Room Raiders makes a comeback called Apartment Raiders