OneTMat

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

@DukeMBB Duke’s Mickey Mouse Final Four Run

(13) Vermont
(12) JMU
(15*) Houston
(11) NC State

*Seeding without Jamal Shead

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

You could see Dave’s shoulder literally give out in this moment from how powerful the shake was!

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Put me on the drug this man is on

[Brandie with a 🐝 @BrandieWithABee]

No one with a brain wants 4 more years of this shit. #SOTU2024

[Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank]

Live look at the White House pharmacist cooking up Joe Biden's uppers that will carry him through the SOTU

[Dean Phillips @deanbphillips]

I’m attacked for being honest and saying the quiet part out loud - the part DC insiders only do in private.

I admire our President. I voted for him and campaigned for him. He has visited my home and been gracious to my family and our country.

But shame on all of you pretending everything is ok. You are leading us - and him - into a disaster, and you damn well know it.

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

Joe Biden is too old to be our president “respectfully “ wtf is going on in the American system that yall pushing this through like it’s okay to trust what we seeing … we talking missles … advance technology… mental and physical warfare …. That’s not a lane for the older 🧐

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

Insane stat 🤯

[Caleb Castille @CalebCastille]

If Coach Saban didn’t trust himself to lead a football team at the age of 72 excuse my French but how TF are we trusting 80+ year olds to run this country?????

[Message Board Geniuses @BoardGeniuses]

Jalen Milroe was distracted. #RollTide

[Kevin Kelley @coachkelley1]

According to that blocking by @AlabamaFTBL , Milroe was supposed to start middle and cut left. (Watch Guard pull and lead and not trap) They got what they wanted with the @UMichFootball DE as he ran up field and they didn’t have to block him. #CFBPlayoff #littlethings

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

Does not get more wholesome than this:

A mom working two jobs to make it, scraped together every dollar she could to get her son his dream Christmas present.

He opens it, she starts to cry, and then he starts balling

🥹🥹🥹

[Savage @Savageboston]

The Patriots game this weekend is a win-win.

If you lose, you win.

If you win, you beat Taylor Swift, Mahomes and Kelce.

You’d then get to watch Mahomes whine and cry on the post game.

WIN WIN

[Demon Onsi @Preet410_]

This is how Mahomes wanted Allen to react

[Fareed Zakaria @FareedZakaria]

America’s top universities should abandon their long misadventure into politics, retrain their gaze on their core strengths and rebuild their reputations as centers of research and learning.

My take:

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: The smartest man President Biden knows, Hunter Biden, blew $5 million on crack, new teeth, cigars and much more.

Here is the breakdown of Hunter Biden's spending from 2016 to 2019:

$1,664,004 in cash withdrawals
$683,212 in prost*tutes
$397,530 in clothing and accessories
$309,277 in "education"
$237,496 in health and pharmacy
$236,634 in retail purchases
$214,923 in food and restaurants
$203,815 in insurance
$191,873 in loans and mortgages
$188,960 in p*rn / adult entertainment
$147,566 in legal and accounting fees
$118,440 in telephone and utilities
$71,869 in drug and alcohol rehab
$53,000 for bank advisors - ROTH IRA
$58,542 in credit card payments
$42,856 in home improvement
$39,801 in cleaning and childcare
$24,445 in other entertainment
$23,567 in recreation

Notable purchases Hunter Biden made:

$140,000 for a 14 night bender in Las Vegas
$69,000 to fix his teeth
$12,000 at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club
$1,000 on a s*x-cam site

But according to Hunter Biden, Elon Musk and Republicans are the ones with a problem.

[OneTMat @Matwith1Tmills]

Clown

[Nicky @nickturani]

@WillBrinson Mhm

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Jewish woman kicked out of California coffee shop by radical liberals after complaining about anti-semitic graffiti in the bathroom and "misgendering" them.

This video is a meme in real life. It's crazy that people like this actually exist.

When asked to go in the bathroom so she could get footage of the graffiti, a male staffer said: "I know Israel loves taking private property and saying it’s their own."

The graffiti in the bathroom read "Zionism = Fascism" and other pro-Palestine messages.

Farley’s East coffee shop later fessed up to the incident and said they do *not* support the "hate speech graffiti.

Maybe they shouldn't hire the beanie / colored hair / men with nose piercing crowd next time.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

In 2018, 13-year-old Jaequan Faulkner started a small business selling $2 hot dogs with $1 sodas and chips from a stand in front of his house in Minnesota.

But his small business was in jeopardy after someone reported him to the Minneapolis Health Department.

Impressed by the young man’s drive, health inspectors decided to teach the young entrepreneur about proper food handling to assist him in getting his hot dog stand up to code.

The teen’s stand passed inspection, and it was the inspectors themselves who paid the $87 fee for his “short-term food permit."