The urge to go teach classes in college to get easy access to spoiled brats who'll happily stuff bills into my g-string while I give em blowies between classes. They get so eager when they realize that I teach classes with those bills and g-string still hidden under my clothes~
The legend begins again with the OG campaign plus three all-new missions in @Halo: Campaign Evolved, coming July 28!
Play it day one with @XBOXGamePass or pre-order today: https://t.co/HwJfCMaKOH | #XBOXShowcase