Maud Carter

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

“We should have got on to him early on”

Ian Hislop’s takedown of Elon Musk is a thing of beauty 👏

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Surreal how? I mean… had it been Dave Grohl, she’d be pregnant by now

[BBC Breakfast @BBCBreakfast]

'Any requests?'

Nikki Atkins spoke exclusively to #BBCBreakfast about the 'surreal' moment she was serenaded by Ed Sheeran as she was jogging in London

https://t.co/9EdHVetDne

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@jk_rowling Don’t waste your time @tesshall most Harry Potter fans have not read a single book 🤦🏽‍♀️

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@therealmrbenn scroll down to @rickygervais

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@MorrisBrightMBE Benny Hill

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@ManMadeMoon Tom Jones of course… or perhaps Kenneth Branagh

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@ManMadeMoon I doubt you’d say that if you’d tried sausages from https://t.co/5gVjfwCuvQ

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@theneedledrop

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Thanks @pearljam for spending 731 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Black. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/RWQLkyA4Dn

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@ManMadeMoon Both

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@ManMadeMoon Mannn those were the days…

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@domjoly He playing the long gaime

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

This tweet is evergreen.

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@rickygervais Vegas Baby

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@domjoly Sure is nothing like a good gilet

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@BrianUkulele @MichaelRosenYes @AidanBruce But some of us are more charming than others

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@gracepetrie And yet I bet you can go from a C to a G chord without thinking - the struggle is real for the rest of us

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@JoJoFromJerz I’m pretty confident that this bus driver will cheer you up

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@ManMadeMoon Cornetto?

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