Maud

Underappreciated trash comedy boi. 🦊🐱

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

You cannot destroy me... I destroy me.

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

I have a confession; I'm exceptionally gay for G-dragon. I feel no shame over this, just wanted to get that off my chest. I mean... have y'all looked at him?? A cat dad AND a pretty boy? Be still my heart lol #GDRAGON #BIGBANG #mytype

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

Fucking myopic insects. Crawl back down into the dirt and fester where you belong.

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

*butterfly by crazy town plays menacingly in the distance*

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

My favorite part of the snickers *is* the d*ck vein. Aye😩😩

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

Dick so good it got her eating maccas with her eyes closed afterward like she's wasted.

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

My cats just watch me cough like I'm gonna die and then dissociate. Lol

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

✨️✨️✨️

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

@DeaTacita7 made you a valentine to give to your next crush

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

Suplex them into the garbage compactor and run it...twice

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

For the love of fuck sake FIX YOUR SHIT YOU DICKFISTED PISS WEEDS. Fuck. 😒😒

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

Hey guys, what Hellraiser movie is this?

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

@rinnilee Maybe if they could communicate clearly instead of expecting you to read their minds it would really help them lol

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

You may be built like a man, but I can almost guarantee you can't hit like one 🤷‍♂️

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

You can block me on social media, but you can't un-suck my toes. 🙃

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

@MsReeezy @DeaTacita7 @BuddahBrowncoat

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

That one chair in my kitchen:

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

I'm not above fart jokes if that wasn't obvious.

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

@DeaTacita7 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

I woke up today and chose violence; therefore, management may succ the dick directly off my body. Fuck you and goodnight 👉🤓👉

[Maud @MaudyMadness]

Yall realize the longer you act stupid, the longer we all have to deal with this shit right? #COVID19 #coronavirus #justwearthemask